Ray's Thought for the Day - Hang on to Your Hummer
Yepper. There's hope on the horizon. In just a few years, or a decade maybe, there will be plenty of oil. So keep on trucking. And remember, keep those ACs serviced and pack along plenty of wottled boter in case an adventure occurs on those long commutes.
I guess we won't get any nuclur powered helicopters or nuclur powered motorboats after all.
Hey now! This idea of a debate between the Kinglet, defacto head of the Mammonite Christians and the Dowah of Iran is a great idea. But the debate scale needs to be expanded to include representatives of all the rest of the one god crowd. Pope what's his name, especially, needs to get in on the debate, yepper ding-dong. Who the heck else needs to get to be in on the debate of the debacle? Beats me! I'll have to ask our expert on one god religion, the Crumby Ovate, about that.
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Later
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Crumby, my bosom companion, I have a one god question, fer ye.
Uh, oh. all righty then, query away, my bosom companion.
All righty then, which ones of the one god spokespersons should get to be in the Debate of the Debacle, on TV, besides the Kinglet for the Mammonites, Pope what's his name and the Dowah of Iran?
Er, not easy that Ray. What are they debating?
Dang, I'm not sure Crumby. I just thought you'd know a whole bunch of one god poohbahs from all the one god sects.
Ooops. Sorry Ray. I don't keep up with all that any more. Besides, I only ever kept up with the Mammonite ones, since the denomination I belonged to was one of the several Mammonite denominations.
Crumby, you have let me down. I figured you could rattle off one god poohbahs like you were spelling a plant list.
Noper Ray. Sorry. Not only do I not know any of them, I don't know anyone who does know any of them. Oh well.
Yepper. Oh well. Still, I bet just seeing the Kinglet and the Dowah debating about the one god on TV would be hilarious.
Yepper Ray, you called it, the Debate of the Debacle. You know something Ray, I bet the Dowah would win.
Win what Crumby?
The debate.
Oh.
I guess we won't get any nuclur powered helicopters or nuclur powered motorboats after all.
Hey now! This idea of a debate between the Kinglet, defacto head of the Mammonite Christians and the Dowah of Iran is a great idea. But the debate scale needs to be expanded to include representatives of all the rest of the one god crowd. Pope what's his name, especially, needs to get in on the debate, yepper ding-dong. Who the heck else needs to get to be in on the debate of the debacle? Beats me! I'll have to ask our expert on one god religion, the Crumby Ovate, about that.
_____
Later
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Crumby, my bosom companion, I have a one god question, fer ye.
Uh, oh. all righty then, query away, my bosom companion.
All righty then, which ones of the one god spokespersons should get to be in the Debate of the Debacle, on TV, besides the Kinglet for the Mammonites, Pope what's his name and the Dowah of Iran?
Er, not easy that Ray. What are they debating?
Dang, I'm not sure Crumby. I just thought you'd know a whole bunch of one god poohbahs from all the one god sects.
Ooops. Sorry Ray. I don't keep up with all that any more. Besides, I only ever kept up with the Mammonite ones, since the denomination I belonged to was one of the several Mammonite denominations.
Crumby, you have let me down. I figured you could rattle off one god poohbahs like you were spelling a plant list.
Noper Ray. Sorry. Not only do I not know any of them, I don't know anyone who does know any of them. Oh well.
Yepper. Oh well. Still, I bet just seeing the Kinglet and the Dowah debating about the one god on TV would be hilarious.
Yepper Ray, you called it, the Debate of the Debacle. You know something Ray, I bet the Dowah would win.
Win what Crumby?
The debate.
Oh.
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, September 06, 2006
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