Ray's Thought for the Day - End Times

All righty then. I have received an important and interesting communication from space aliens or angels, whichever. Here’s the deal. The aliens or space angels are going to destroy the Earth. But they are going to rescue one Earthling and take it off with them. Once the lucky Earthling is on board their vehicle or cloud, the angel aliens shall answer all the questions the Earthling may have regarding what’s happening and why. Then, they will grant the Earthling any wishes it may have, the wishes constrained only by reason and possibility.

Since only one Earthling shall be rescued, the alien angels, who are experts at cloning, shall clone a partner for the lucky Earthling, from the lucky Earthling. Plus, the clone shall be manufactured to the lucky Earthlings specifications. Once the clone is up to snuff, the lucky Earthling and its clone partner shall be deposited on their very own planet. What’s more, they shall be the most advanced life form on that planet.

The long-lived space creatures want to see what the Earthling and its clone shall do on their beautiful new virgin planet. These particular angels or aliens shall come back and check up on the Earthling and its clone partner, anon.