Thursday, November 09, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day - Rumpler Rising

Yep. It was a sad picture. Rumpler cleaning out his desk, his emblamatic tear-stained underwear stuck on his old noggin. But cheer up Rumpler, surely you were smart enough to sock a a little something away from all those years in, er, public service. And if not, still cheer up. You have some time left before the Goddess gets you. You can go on TV and Radio as a hemi-regular, and make a new career for yourself, commentating on whatever, just like Ollie and that burglar.

There you will be on TV or Radio, with that emblematic underwear socked down on your old noggin. Of course, you will have to explain to the radio audience about the underwear because they won't be able to espy the underwear. That will be fun. Won't it? A great many in the Homeland proudly wear their underwear on their heads because of you. Hooray for underwear hats!

Oh! Guess what? If you think about it, no matter how much armor you put on your car, that armor won't save you from the Wicker Man.

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