Ray's Precipitation Update for DY 1 - Day 20
2.8" + 0.03" = 2.83"
I am too weary to participate further in this venue. What I need is an epsom salts bath to kill off some of the photon bacteria. The photon bacteria may be sapping my vitality. Yes,the photon bacteria can be a big problem this time of year. Even a Sun God Trainee, such as myself, may be afflicted.
No Ray, ye don't need a crumby epsom salts bath. Here's what ye need my bosom companion. An ad.
_____
How does one know when the photon bacteria are stealing yer personal vitality? Easy that, one becomes suddenly susceptible to advertising. Once the photon bacteria root in, usually in yer nostrils and anus, you may find yerself passed out out on yer computer desk. Awaking, you discover that you have 146 new e-mail messages from EBAY. You have won, lots of stuff, the e-mails inform you cheerfully.
Yes, the photon bacteria have got you fer sure when that happens. But luckily, one of the items you won on EBAY is the Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photogrpahy Kit. This handy and portable item is just the tool for rooting out an unnaturally high count of photon bacteria lodging in your anus or nasal passages.
Plus, the model you purchased, is nuclear powered. Just shine this puppy up yer nostrils a time or two. Not only will the photon bacteria go extinct as a result of the digital nuclear burst of this specially designed sun lamp, but we shall include a free 3-12x zoom mirror on a stick so you can check for photon bacteria that may be stealing your anal vitality. You can nuke the anal photon bacteria, too.
Yes, the 3-12x zoom mirror on a stick is a high quality mirror that zoom magnifies your asshole to 3 to 12 times its natural size. Your asshole shall be really easy to see because the stick is fully adjustable and is, actually, Tinker Toys. The terminal tinker toy is specially designed to rotate every which a way allowing the 3-12x zoom mirror unprecedented access in all directions. Plus, there are plenty of tinker toys provided in the kit. You can fix them up to go between your legs or over your shoulder or any which way. You get to choose how you go about espying your asshole.
But here's the really exciting part. The fully adjustable 3-12x zoom mirror doubles as the world's tiniest digicam. That's right. You can take pictures of your nostrils and asshole. Need to document an interesting booger or dingleberry in situ? Now you can, anywhere, anytime.
Yes that's right. The world's tiniest digicam comes with a nuclear powered flash attachment. Say you are at the movies and all of a sudden your asshole starts itching. No problemo. Just rig up the appropriate tinker toys, attach the digital 3-12x zoom mirror to the terminal tinker toy, slide forward in your seat, stick it all down your pants or up your dress and search around until you find the problem.
But here's the really exciting part. You don't have to take a bunch of random pictures of your itchy asshole. On the proximal tinker toy (that's the tinker toy in your hand), also known as the handle, we have fabricated an LCD screen the size of a Big Chief's Tablet. As if by magic, incredbile real time views of your asshole, as large as 12 times normal will appear on the Big Chief Sized high resolution LCD screen right before your eyes. This particular LCD screen is so exceptionally bright and clear,that even tiny invertebrates inhabiting your rectal arena show up in fantastic detail.
But here's the really exciting part. You can save the image of your crabs, or delete that image, and take an even more interesting image, all in the stygian darkness of the movie theater.
But here's the really exciting part. This ultimate gizmo comes with a free instruction manual on a free CD ROMPER diskette. Not only does the Dual Power Electric/Nuclear CD Romper Instruction Manual include Simple Assembly and Maintenance Instructions, an amusing catalogue of sample "what to look for" nasal and anal photos, and Potential Safety Topics-Environmental Hazards relating to use of the Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photogrpahy Kit, this Manual is entirely edible and nutritious. Most exiting of all, it's trans fat free!
But here's the really exciting part. Since you have already purchased this product, your confusion and unhappiness occasioned from viewing the ads of rival inferior similar products is over, finished, caput. Rest assured. You have purchased the finest product your modest outlay occasions, maybe.
Please insert the CD Romper diskette into the Dual Power Electric/Nuclear CD Romper (Romper device not included) to view the recommended necessities for accessing the CD Romper diskette prior to assembling your Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photography Kit.
I am too weary to participate further in this venue. What I need is an epsom salts bath to kill off some of the photon bacteria. The photon bacteria may be sapping my vitality. Yes,the photon bacteria can be a big problem this time of year. Even a Sun God Trainee, such as myself, may be afflicted.
No Ray, ye don't need a crumby epsom salts bath. Here's what ye need my bosom companion. An ad.
_____
How does one know when the photon bacteria are stealing yer personal vitality? Easy that, one becomes suddenly susceptible to advertising. Once the photon bacteria root in, usually in yer nostrils and anus, you may find yerself passed out out on yer computer desk. Awaking, you discover that you have 146 new e-mail messages from EBAY. You have won, lots of stuff, the e-mails inform you cheerfully.
Yes, the photon bacteria have got you fer sure when that happens. But luckily, one of the items you won on EBAY is the Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photogrpahy Kit. This handy and portable item is just the tool for rooting out an unnaturally high count of photon bacteria lodging in your anus or nasal passages.
Plus, the model you purchased, is nuclear powered. Just shine this puppy up yer nostrils a time or two. Not only will the photon bacteria go extinct as a result of the digital nuclear burst of this specially designed sun lamp, but we shall include a free 3-12x zoom mirror on a stick so you can check for photon bacteria that may be stealing your anal vitality. You can nuke the anal photon bacteria, too.
Yes, the 3-12x zoom mirror on a stick is a high quality mirror that zoom magnifies your asshole to 3 to 12 times its natural size. Your asshole shall be really easy to see because the stick is fully adjustable and is, actually, Tinker Toys. The terminal tinker toy is specially designed to rotate every which a way allowing the 3-12x zoom mirror unprecedented access in all directions. Plus, there are plenty of tinker toys provided in the kit. You can fix them up to go between your legs or over your shoulder or any which way. You get to choose how you go about espying your asshole.
But here's the really exciting part. The fully adjustable 3-12x zoom mirror doubles as the world's tiniest digicam. That's right. You can take pictures of your nostrils and asshole. Need to document an interesting booger or dingleberry in situ? Now you can, anywhere, anytime.
Yes that's right. The world's tiniest digicam comes with a nuclear powered flash attachment. Say you are at the movies and all of a sudden your asshole starts itching. No problemo. Just rig up the appropriate tinker toys, attach the digital 3-12x zoom mirror to the terminal tinker toy, slide forward in your seat, stick it all down your pants or up your dress and search around until you find the problem.
But here's the really exciting part. You don't have to take a bunch of random pictures of your itchy asshole. On the proximal tinker toy (that's the tinker toy in your hand), also known as the handle, we have fabricated an LCD screen the size of a Big Chief's Tablet. As if by magic, incredbile real time views of your asshole, as large as 12 times normal will appear on the Big Chief Sized high resolution LCD screen right before your eyes. This particular LCD screen is so exceptionally bright and clear,that even tiny invertebrates inhabiting your rectal arena show up in fantastic detail.
But here's the really exciting part. You can save the image of your crabs, or delete that image, and take an even more interesting image, all in the stygian darkness of the movie theater.
But here's the really exciting part. This ultimate gizmo comes with a free instruction manual on a free CD ROMPER diskette. Not only does the Dual Power Electric/Nuclear CD Romper Instruction Manual include Simple Assembly and Maintenance Instructions, an amusing catalogue of sample "what to look for" nasal and anal photos, and Potential Safety Topics-Environmental Hazards relating to use of the Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photogrpahy Kit, this Manual is entirely edible and nutritious. Most exiting of all, it's trans fat free!
But here's the really exciting part. Since you have already purchased this product, your confusion and unhappiness occasioned from viewing the ads of rival inferior similar products is over, finished, caput. Rest assured. You have purchased the finest product your modest outlay occasions, maybe.
Please insert the CD Romper diskette into the Dual Power Electric/Nuclear CD Romper (Romper device not included) to view the recommended necessities for accessing the CD Romper diskette prior to assembling your Digital Anal and Nasal Micro Sun Lamp Photography Kit.
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