Mr. Red Ears and Mr. Crumby Ovate Memorize Patterns

Of all the slew of pronounced prospective Kinglets, which ones have their heads up the Demon Mammon’s butt crack. Easy that, all the Republican ones are devout Mammonites, to one extent or another, so they all have their heads stuck up the Demon Mammon’s butt. But Rudy Giuliani is so far up the Demon Mammon’s butt crack, only his feet stick out. So Rudy gets the Druid endorsement for being furthest up the Demon Mammon’s butt crack. What’s Rudy’s advantage that allowed him to get so far up the Demon’s butt? Easy that, Rudy slathered on plenty of Fascist Ideology Lubricant. As a result, Rudy slithered on up more expeditiously than the rest of them.

On the Democratic side, Mrs. Clinton is also climbing on up. She’s about up to her bosoms. Those bosoms may keep her from going all the way on up. At least we hope they do. The rest of the Democratic ones, for the nonce, may be only up to their eyeballs.

How do Druids determine all this? Easy that, we consider the propensity of the prospective Kinglet to pass off monopoly capitalism, imperialism, unmonitored gluttony, and lying, as democracy. That tells us how far each one of them has progressed up the Demon Mammon’s solid waste excretory system.