Monday, May 21, 2007

General Gestapo Gonzalez - Does the Future Look Bright?

You betchum Red Ryder, bright! All the future options look bright for Gestapo!

Option one. A Republican wins the upcoming. Gestapo continues as General Gonzales for reasons of national insecurity.

Option two. Gestapo moves back to the Republic of Tejas, hitting the toll roads as an inspirational speaker. A big chunk of the 28% Mammonite true believers habitate in the Republic of Tejas. Gestapo shall have crowds of adoring fans flocking to cover his speaker fees.

Option three. Our well-coifed governor creates a new job for Gestapo, Republic of Tejas Insecurity Czar (ROTIC).

Option four. A grateful Republic of Tejas corporation creates a neo-professional lawyer position, just for Gestapo.

Yep. The future looks bright for Gestapo.

Uh! Does anyone know why we now have czars? Why are new positions in the ever shrinking but also ever expanding government titled, czar? Was not the czar concept, considered historically, a failure?

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