What has Gestapo got on the Kinglet?
Maybe they are jotto buddies. Yep. That must be it. Gestapo and the Kinglet had sexual relations at least once. Nada, short of jotto buddies, makes any sense according to the patterns I am sensing or studying.
Er. Hold it. Actually, Gestapo may have caught the Kinglet in an alternative to a jotto situation that could potentially embarrass even the Kinglet. But I am of the opinion that jotto buddies are somehow involved because the jotto lifestyle is such a threat to the Kinglet's way of life. Yepper. A secret jottoism has to be Gestapo's ticket.
Whoa! Consider this. Would the Kinglet's base abandon the Kinglet if they found out he committed jotto with Gestapo? Patterns indicate many of them might. Perhaps only those supporters with a secret jotto incident in their past would remain loyal. Or perhaps, after the Kinglet explained that he only did jotto once and didn't like it because he was drunk and stoned and down in the dumps when he jottoed, the base would find it in their kindly hearts to forgive the Kinglet.
Yikes! What if the Kinglet did a jotto while he was on the public payroll? Yikes! What if the Kinglet did a jotto or two at the White Palace? Would secret yet casual jottoism in the White Palace be grounds for impeachment? Easy that. Course not, but only, course not, if the jotto had no effect on the Kinglet's job performance.
I bet Gestapo has a soiled garment locked away in a safe spot. Even Chitlin does not know where that soiled garment is located. In fact, only Gestapo knows where that soiled garment is. Should the Kinglet show the slightest sign of weakness, lo and behold, Gestapo shall produce that soiled garment, probably on Fox News.
Yep. I bet that particular Fox News program should embarrass even the Kinglet, maybe. Yet the Kinglet is fairly thick-skinned. Plus the Kinglet may not watch TV. Plus the Kinglet has Tony Baloney around to explain stuff like,
Er. Hold it. Actually, Gestapo may have caught the Kinglet in an alternative to a jotto situation that could potentially embarrass even the Kinglet. But I am of the opinion that jotto buddies are somehow involved because the jotto lifestyle is such a threat to the Kinglet's way of life. Yepper. A secret jottoism has to be Gestapo's ticket.
Whoa! Consider this. Would the Kinglet's base abandon the Kinglet if they found out he committed jotto with Gestapo? Patterns indicate many of them might. Perhaps only those supporters with a secret jotto incident in their past would remain loyal. Or perhaps, after the Kinglet explained that he only did jotto once and didn't like it because he was drunk and stoned and down in the dumps when he jottoed, the base would find it in their kindly hearts to forgive the Kinglet.
Yikes! What if the Kinglet did a jotto while he was on the public payroll? Yikes! What if the Kinglet did a jotto or two at the White Palace? Would secret yet casual jottoism in the White Palace be grounds for impeachment? Easy that. Course not, but only, course not, if the jotto had no effect on the Kinglet's job performance.
I bet Gestapo has a soiled garment locked away in a safe spot. Even Chitlin does not know where that soiled garment is located. In fact, only Gestapo knows where that soiled garment is. Should the Kinglet show the slightest sign of weakness, lo and behold, Gestapo shall produce that soiled garment, probably on Fox News.
Yep. I bet that particular Fox News program should embarrass even the Kinglet, maybe. Yet the Kinglet is fairly thick-skinned. Plus the Kinglet may not watch TV. Plus the Kinglet has Tony Baloney around to explain stuff like,
Jotto is not necessarily actually jotto when all the evidence is in, and everyone has forgotten all about it years later.Plus, all of US yearn to give our Kinglet the benefit of our doubts. Yep. The Kinglet certainly has enjoyed the benefit of our doubts to the max.
posted by ray pistrum at Friday, July 27, 2007
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