Gestapo Takes a Vacation?
The Kinglet, Chitlin and Associates are a bunch, all righty then. No bunch, in a great while has done more to boost the boosters at the expense of US. Corrupt federal agencies across the board, no accounting, and Gestapo, top noggin lawyer, suffering from amnesia, boosts the boosters, all righty then.
Yikes! What about Sleeza? Is Sleeza also on vacation? Whoa! What has happened to Sleeza? Maybe Sleeza is detained at one of Chitlin’s secret locations. Maybe Sleeza is imprisoned in some dank stygian cell with only mushrooms for company.
Mercy! Congress needs to ask Gestapo what happened to Sleeza before he skips town.
Uh! General Gestapo, do you have any information on the whereabouts of Secretary Sleeza?
Noper. I seem to recall such a person, but I can’t remember ever having any personal knowledge pertaining to that particular Secretary or communications with that particular Secretary. Yet now, as a private citizen eligible for a lucrative government contract, doubtless I might use the proceeds of that contract, plus my former status as top noggin lawyer, to ascertain the whereabouts of this Secretary Sleeza, maybe. Here, take one of my new business cards. Give me a call Senator.
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But the whereabouts of Secretary Sleeza aside, we seem to have a new officialdom talking point. Yepper. Mammonite think tank officialdom, seizing upon the perceived unpopularity of the widely acclaimed do-nothing Congress, has decided to talk up forward progress on all the important issues being neglected by Congress due to the Congressional focus on spilt milk plus doing nothing. Who are the talking heads of Mammonite think tank officialdom? Easy that, the Mammonite Republican members of the do nothing Congress who spent six years spilling the milk. Senator Cornyholenuno, for example, is ready to forge ahead on some more of the Kinglet's brilliant, milk spilling initiatives, but his colleagues won't help him. Instead, they want to cry over the previously spilt milk. Boo-hoo!
Yet the Kinglet is slighty more interesting, lately. Extrapolating from the Kinglet's interesting noggin work, Who might have been encouraged to attack US had we not brought the Indian wars to a final satisfactory conclusion for US? Yepper. Consider that! Had we not subdued those Indians, utterly, and put the survivors on reservations, who else might have been encouraged to attack US from then, until now. That's right, there's no telling who would have been encouraged to attack US. Yepper, our ever changing life style, the transitory US way of life, depends upon victory for survival. Otherwise, defeated, we shall be attacked, by El Salvador, maybe, the US lifestyle changed beyond recognition, defeated, our storage capacity lost forever.
See. That is a fairly interesting opinion the Kinglet has. But hey! There is no use in crying over the spilt Vietnam milk. And, like Red spells, you win some, you lose some, some get rained out. Anticipate more rain outs.
Yikes! What about Sleeza? Is Sleeza also on vacation? Whoa! What has happened to Sleeza? Maybe Sleeza is detained at one of Chitlin’s secret locations. Maybe Sleeza is imprisoned in some dank stygian cell with only mushrooms for company.
Mercy! Congress needs to ask Gestapo what happened to Sleeza before he skips town.
Uh! General Gestapo, do you have any information on the whereabouts of Secretary Sleeza?
Noper. I seem to recall such a person, but I can’t remember ever having any personal knowledge pertaining to that particular Secretary or communications with that particular Secretary. Yet now, as a private citizen eligible for a lucrative government contract, doubtless I might use the proceeds of that contract, plus my former status as top noggin lawyer, to ascertain the whereabouts of this Secretary Sleeza, maybe. Here, take one of my new business cards. Give me a call Senator.
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But the whereabouts of Secretary Sleeza aside, we seem to have a new officialdom talking point. Yepper. Mammonite think tank officialdom, seizing upon the perceived unpopularity of the widely acclaimed do-nothing Congress, has decided to talk up forward progress on all the important issues being neglected by Congress due to the Congressional focus on spilt milk plus doing nothing. Who are the talking heads of Mammonite think tank officialdom? Easy that, the Mammonite Republican members of the do nothing Congress who spent six years spilling the milk. Senator Cornyholenuno, for example, is ready to forge ahead on some more of the Kinglet's brilliant, milk spilling initiatives, but his colleagues won't help him. Instead, they want to cry over the previously spilt milk. Boo-hoo!
Yet the Kinglet is slighty more interesting, lately. Extrapolating from the Kinglet's interesting noggin work, Who might have been encouraged to attack US had we not brought the Indian wars to a final satisfactory conclusion for US? Yepper. Consider that! Had we not subdued those Indians, utterly, and put the survivors on reservations, who else might have been encouraged to attack US from then, until now. That's right, there's no telling who would have been encouraged to attack US. Yepper, our ever changing life style, the transitory US way of life, depends upon victory for survival. Otherwise, defeated, we shall be attacked, by El Salvador, maybe, the US lifestyle changed beyond recognition, defeated, our storage capacity lost forever.
See. That is a fairly interesting opinion the Kinglet has. But hey! There is no use in crying over the spilt Vietnam milk. And, like Red spells, you win some, you lose some, some get rained out. Anticipate more rain outs.
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, August 27, 2007
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