Ray’s Thought for the Day - Dr. Paul Again

I can say that my employer, Mr. Red Ears, a very senior Druid Ovate, may endorse Dr. Paul for Presidink uber US. Some of the rest of the Druidry are not so certain. Particularly Crumby and the ladies. Crumby, my bosom companion, seems to feel that Libertarians may be too sissy plus fascist. The ladies, on the other hand, feel they may not be quite sissy enough, plus fascists.

Say, that reminds me. Tucker Carlson may be the only supposed Libertarian actually featured on cable news. Anarchists, like me, are semi-interested in Libertarians, especially the once Libertarian, Dr. Paul. But how does Mr. Tucker fit in? Uh. I like Tucker, but............

That’s Tucker’s line. I like so and so, however, but..................

Ha! Ha! One of the ruling class prerogatives is to get their semi-capable offspring on the TV. Yippee for the class conscious Tucker who likes everyone.

Yet digression is the better part of faunching around. So getting back on task, why is Red considering endorsing Dr. Paul? Easy that, Dr. Paul is the only presidink candidate that cares about US constitutional democracy and is willing to stand up and speechify, fer it. Yet, when Dr. Paul talks, his Nazi scum competitors for the upcoming may be heard mumbling and giggling in the background.

Yes, Dr Paul’s competitors are Nazi scum mumblers and gigglers, one and all. So maybe that’s why Red is considering endorsing Dr. Paul.
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Now it is time for Ray’s Actual Thought for the Day.

Many moons ago, at the orphanage, Dr. Swineherd brought twain Guinea Pigs home to the Tabby Lab, our bucolic Druid College that also doubles as an orphanage.

See here Rayetta, and you to Ray, I have brought you twain pet Guinea Pigs. These particular Guinea Pigs are apt to inspire many hours or even days of intellectual stimulation. However, the antics of these Guinea Pigs, no matter how entertaining, must not interfere with your work in the laboratory. So you may only play with your Guinea Pigs, during your 15 minute daily recess. Uh, you can feed them right before you go to bed.

My Guinea Pig developed an affliction known as “wet tail” and died straight away. But Rayetta’s Guinea Pig gave birth. So I got a new Guinea Pig out of that deal. My new Guinea Pig also died straight away. Therefore, I Ray Pistrum, now Sun God Trainee, have sworn off Guinea Pigs.