Politicians are All Liars! Gasp! Oh My!

Yes. Sadly, that is true, in the home of the brave and the land of the free and probably in other mythological everywhere, politicians do lie. They do lie, and sometimes they get caught. Generally they get caught, like Senator Clinton, when, who cares.

A sniper almost got me in Bosnia. Who cares about a lie like that? Not Druids. We do not care about that kind of silly lie, because that kind of silly lie, as it stands alone, hurts nobody. But quality of the lie aside, consider a society made up of Goddess awful liars, US.

No wonder our politicians lie. So do we. Americanos are total liars. So, no wonder our politicians lie. They are our representatives.

Jeez Louise! Get off it thou sacks of itsha, lying Americanos.

Sadly, Americanos no longer believe lying is a wicked sin. Yes. Americanos believe lying is OK in every situation where a lie works. And lies do work on this sphere of this little globe in these days in these parts. Yes they do.

Nor do Americanos recognize lies. Lies are just life as Americanos know it, indistinguishable from facts or well-informed opinions.

Druids, on the other hand, believe lying is a terrible sin. We believe, that if we lie, the White Goddess shall save up her most imaginative tortures just for us. So we don’t lie. That means the WG’s most imaginative tortures shall descend upon our fellow and lady Americanos instead. Good!