Sunday, October 12, 2008

Lies, Lies and More Lies

As everyone knows, Druids hold the religious opinion that lying is one of twain especially bad sins. The other bad sin is gluttony. Therefore, Druids hold the derivative religious opinion that Kinglet Bush, Cheney & Associates are bad sinners. Because Kinglet Bush and crowd is perversely steeped in the twain sins, lying and gluttony, Druids hold the further derivative religious opinion that these men and women, Kinglet Bush, Cheney & Associates lack honor. They are dishonorable people. The intersection of personal honor and that bunch is the null set.

So. Let us now contrast the above cited bunch with old Senator McCain. First though, before the contrast commences, the Druids should make clear from the outset that though we may empathize with old Senator McCain’s Hamlet-like situation, no Druid shall vote for Senator McCain, ever.

Old Senator McCain is no coward. He is brave or at least worried about being brave which is the same difference. He also has some personal honor. Yet Senator McCain has long run with a bad crowd. Charles Keating, Phil Gramm & Associates, bad crowd. And now, old Senator McCain is stuck with a really bad crowd. Yes. The crowd he is stuck with now includes all the Americanos that actually believe all the lies told by Kinglet Bush, Cheney & Associates.

Yes. Poor old Senator McCain, a brave man who recognizes the importance of personal honor, is stuck with a crowd that believes Kinglet Bush found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. They believe Islamic Fascism actually exists and is a threat to their neighborhoods. Now, they believe Senator Obama is a Muslim, and an Arab.

No wonder this crowd is riled up. They actually believe that Americano Land is fixing to elect an Islamic Fascist A’rab, Kinglet. Mercy! Plus, they have watched helplessly as Kinglet Bush destroyed the last vestiges of the Free Market. Yes. They have watched helplessly as the Demon Mammon, disguised as Jesus, drove Kinglet Bush to destroy Free Enterprise. How confusing is that? And, they believe H’ar-mageddon is imminent.

Druids wonder, if H’ar-mageddon is imminent, why not just relax and enjoy it? After all, the Rapture follows hard upon and only a few thousand Jewish virgins shall enjoy the Rapture. So why worry. But H’ar-mageddon and the Rapture aside, old Senator McCain is stuck with a crowd that actually believes all that stuff. Yet old Senator McCain does not believe all that stuff. Plus, Senator McCain retains enough personal honor and is brave enough to dispute with his own crowd in public.

Why did Senator McCain, then, pick Governor Palin, who believes every lie Kinglet Bush, Cheney &Associates, ever told, for his Vice Queenlet? Easy that, Senator McCain is prone to run with a bad crowd.

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