Get Off My Chest
Now that we are fixing to undergo a change of faces at the White Palace, which of the former inhabitants of the White Palace and Associates need to be executed, deported, imprisoned; and which need to have their private property confiscated? Which need to be sent to manual labor camps?
Relax Mammonites. Nothing like this is actually fixing to happen to your vanquished champions. No. More than likely they shall all keep on keeping on. But here's hoping, you Mammonite donors shall henceforth be their sole source of income. Yes. Rather than all us relatively innocent Americanos supporting their nasty greedy asses like we did for the last eight years, you shall be the ones supporting them, exclusively. You shall buy their ignoramus books, you shall bolster the Fox Nitwork, you shall help the worst of your formerly godlike buddies to keep on keeping on.
But let us pretend. If it was left up to the Druids, the retribution would be terrible. Come January of the Julian, or DY 3 of the Druid Calendar, in the neighborhood of Day 40, a Wickerman shall be erected on a lawn of the White Palace. Who should participate in that sacrifice to the merciless WG? Easy that: Kinglet Bush, Vice Kinglet Chitlin, Rumpler, Rover, Sleeza and all their evil minions that drew top dollar from the public dole. They shall burn smartly after first expiring from smoke inhalation. Then all their properties shall be confiscated. Their wives and children and aged parents, even third cousins and other significant relatives shall be deported to miserable Iraq. Of the main minions, only General Powell may be spared a just fate in the Wickerman. But General Powell shall also be deported to miserable Iraq for lying. However, General Powell's wife gets to stay here and keep her property.
Then there are all the lesser minions to consider. These are the ones that helped Kinglet Bush suborn the laws of the land. Every Kinglet Bush minion, in all the federal agencies shall be rooted out, then imprisoned in manual labor camps. Yes. All their families shall also go to the manual labor camps. There, in those happy camps, they shall collectively learn useful work like growing okra and filling potholes. All their ill-gained money and properties shall be confiscated.
No mercy shall be shown. Except maybe for Scott the Fatboy. However, even Scott the Fatboy shall be required to go on a Vegan diet and work in a chicken plucking factory. The same fate awaits his mother. No. She shall not run for mayor of Austink, again.
What of the Supreme Court dudes that have openly declared themselves, servants of the Demon Mammon? Well, they shall also burn in the Wickerman.
What of all the Mammonite servants on Wall Street and Main Street. Yikes! They shall be consigned to the manual labor camps. The cheap labor problem that has so afflicted Americanoland lately, shall be solved. Okra shall be plentiful. All the potholes shall be filled. Praise the Goddess!
Relax Mammonites. Nothing like this is actually fixing to happen to your vanquished champions. No. More than likely they shall all keep on keeping on. But here's hoping, you Mammonite donors shall henceforth be their sole source of income. Yes. Rather than all us relatively innocent Americanos supporting their nasty greedy asses like we did for the last eight years, you shall be the ones supporting them, exclusively. You shall buy their ignoramus books, you shall bolster the Fox Nitwork, you shall help the worst of your formerly godlike buddies to keep on keeping on.
But let us pretend. If it was left up to the Druids, the retribution would be terrible. Come January of the Julian, or DY 3 of the Druid Calendar, in the neighborhood of Day 40, a Wickerman shall be erected on a lawn of the White Palace. Who should participate in that sacrifice to the merciless WG? Easy that: Kinglet Bush, Vice Kinglet Chitlin, Rumpler, Rover, Sleeza and all their evil minions that drew top dollar from the public dole. They shall burn smartly after first expiring from smoke inhalation. Then all their properties shall be confiscated. Their wives and children and aged parents, even third cousins and other significant relatives shall be deported to miserable Iraq. Of the main minions, only General Powell may be spared a just fate in the Wickerman. But General Powell shall also be deported to miserable Iraq for lying. However, General Powell's wife gets to stay here and keep her property.
Then there are all the lesser minions to consider. These are the ones that helped Kinglet Bush suborn the laws of the land. Every Kinglet Bush minion, in all the federal agencies shall be rooted out, then imprisoned in manual labor camps. Yes. All their families shall also go to the manual labor camps. There, in those happy camps, they shall collectively learn useful work like growing okra and filling potholes. All their ill-gained money and properties shall be confiscated.
No mercy shall be shown. Except maybe for Scott the Fatboy. However, even Scott the Fatboy shall be required to go on a Vegan diet and work in a chicken plucking factory. The same fate awaits his mother. No. She shall not run for mayor of Austink, again.
What of the Supreme Court dudes that have openly declared themselves, servants of the Demon Mammon? Well, they shall also burn in the Wickerman.
What of all the Mammonite servants on Wall Street and Main Street. Yikes! They shall be consigned to the manual labor camps. The cheap labor problem that has so afflicted Americanoland lately, shall be solved. Okra shall be plentiful. All the potholes shall be filled. Praise the Goddess!
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, November 23, 2008
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