Is the Upcoming Over, Yet?
Good Goddess All Righty! Will this election cycle end, ever? Mercy! It is still eleven days before I get to vote for Senator Obama. Will I live that long? Maybe. Maybe not.
Since I am fixing to die, I considered voting early. But then I thought, Would that be fair? Would it be fair to burden Americano Land with the vote of a dead Druid? What if my vote decided the election? Could I be held, accountable?
These questions bothered me so much I decided against early voting. Now I shall have to try and survive eleven more days. But what about all the future criminals that are fixing to vote. Maybe a great many of those criminals voted early already. Mercy! I am talking about those criminals who stole or lost all the money, yet have not been convicted of their crimes, yet.
Thousands of those criminals exist and may have already early voted. There needs to be some way of identifying those criminal votes. That way, once all those criminals are convicted, and lose their right to vote, we can go back and discount their votes, retroactively.
Yes. Across Americano Land, thousands of Mammonite criminals are fixing to get to vote. Many may have already, voted early. These are the same Mammonites that employed lying and gluttony against Jesus and Free Enterprise. Yes. These are the same criminals that destroyed, or are fixing to destroy, our faith in small government and trickle down.
What shall happen to all these criminals when Queenlet Palin accedes? Well. They shall all get government jobs on Fox. Yes. Fox shall become the official government TV network. Fox shall supplant all the other media outlets. Fox shall need plenty of new employees.
Many Americanos shall whine, the media is nationalized. This is socialism, commonism (sic)! Yet Queenlet Palin shall go on Fox and remind everyone that Rupert Murdoch, the brave foreign entrepreneur, is still actually in charge of Fox and still gets most of the advertising money advertisers pay over to advertise on the Fox shows. So the nationalization of Fox and the Fox programming monopoly are not actually commonism. No.
Yes. The Fox shall be totally in charge of the hen house.
Since I am fixing to die, I considered voting early. But then I thought, Would that be fair? Would it be fair to burden Americano Land with the vote of a dead Druid? What if my vote decided the election? Could I be held, accountable?
These questions bothered me so much I decided against early voting. Now I shall have to try and survive eleven more days. But what about all the future criminals that are fixing to vote. Maybe a great many of those criminals voted early already. Mercy! I am talking about those criminals who stole or lost all the money, yet have not been convicted of their crimes, yet.
Thousands of those criminals exist and may have already early voted. There needs to be some way of identifying those criminal votes. That way, once all those criminals are convicted, and lose their right to vote, we can go back and discount their votes, retroactively.
Yes. Across Americano Land, thousands of Mammonite criminals are fixing to get to vote. Many may have already, voted early. These are the same Mammonites that employed lying and gluttony against Jesus and Free Enterprise. Yes. These are the same criminals that destroyed, or are fixing to destroy, our faith in small government and trickle down.
What shall happen to all these criminals when Queenlet Palin accedes? Well. They shall all get government jobs on Fox. Yes. Fox shall become the official government TV network. Fox shall supplant all the other media outlets. Fox shall need plenty of new employees.
Many Americanos shall whine, the media is nationalized. This is socialism, commonism (sic)! Yet Queenlet Palin shall go on Fox and remind everyone that Rupert Murdoch, the brave foreign entrepreneur, is still actually in charge of Fox and still gets most of the advertising money advertisers pay over to advertise on the Fox shows. So the nationalization of Fox and the Fox programming monopoly are not actually commonism. No.
Yes. The Fox shall be totally in charge of the hen house.
posted by ray pistrum at Friday, October 24, 2008
1 Comments:
No one can be converted. Only when the biological belief fire dies out or is extinguished does the poor worried human go a’looking. Thus, I will not try to convert you to an early voter. Instead I will attempt to extinguish your wait-till-the-4th craziness. Point 1: you are not just voting for Obama; you are voting against 8 years of W. Your vote is a tiny message and you vote as soon as possible to ensure your message is recorded. Point 2: voting early burns your bridge behind you. Don’t you like burning your bridges? Of course, you do. Now, don’t you feel better about changing your mind about early voting next week?
PLR
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