Hocus Pocus on Inauguration Day
On Inauguration Day the heavenly bodies of our solar system shall each be going along in this fashion. Saturn is already up, visible in the early morning sky. Saturn is situated in Leo the Lion. Old school Druids see the early ascendancy of Saturn, that we know as Bran the Blessed, that Old Talking Head, with Leo, the seriously important Lion, as a good omen. Yes. We see Bran and the Lion, two of our most important personages and symbols, peacefully strolling together through the heavens. Yes. There they go. For a change of pace, there is no Sun God hero fixing to attack them.
Not only that, I Crumby Ovate, finally found M95 last night. M95 is the last of the Messier objects I needed to espy in Leo, another good omen or fact of life.
Next comes Moon in Libra. That Moon, the great obvious symbol of the WG is up next, segregating Bran from the Sun God riffraff is also a good omen. Yes Bran, then Moon, the Druids most important personage personifications lead the heavenly parade on Inauguration Day.
It remains to be seen if Moon shall obscure Comet Lulin on the morning of inauguration day. I personally hope not. I would like to espy Moon and Comet Lulin fairly close together tomorrow morning. Chances are, since Moon is a waning crescent at only about 0.27 reflectivity, Moon may not blow Comet Lulin away.
The next quasi-planet roaring along in the general vicinity of the ecliptic on inauguration day is disgraced Pluto. Yes. Pluto has been downgraded. Funny that the disgraced and downgraded Pluto shares Sagittarius with Mars. That’s right, Pluto takes precedence over Mars in Sagittarius on Inauguration Day. Those not initiated into the world of average amateur astronomy, yet desiring to espy Pluto on the morning of inauguration day, need to consider the hurried acquisition of a bunch of expensive optical equipment.
Mars in Sagittarius, on the other hand, may be naked eye visible just before sunrise. Well, Mars, the God of Imperialist Occupations of Defenseless Countries, is bound to be going along somewhere. However, that miserable Pluto is ahead of Mars is seen as a good omen.
Next, up with Sun, that Druids are prone to reference as Ogma Sunface, are Jupiter and Mercury. The Sun, Jupiter and Mercury are all in Capricorn, the Sea Goat. Jupiter, as all but the seriously retarded know, is the biggest planet and the planet with the most easily espied moons. On Inauguration Day, Jupiter shall appear closest to Sun, even closer than the always close, Mercury.
The Sun, Jupiter, Mercury configuration in Capricorn the Sea Goat is probably a bad omen. However, one needs to consider the big picture. So maybe this little detail is not so bad.
Next up is Neptune in Capricorn. Neptune in Capricorn is a sure sign that eventually, President Obama may have to go fishing. Then we shall all be treated to video of President Obama, fishing, or grappling with a fish. This is inevitable and stock stuff for all presidents or kinglets.
Now, at last, along comes Venus in concert with Uranus. Those twain planets, Venus and Uranus, are situated close together in Aquarius. Many may wonder if Venus shall obscure Uranus. The Druids hope so.
All righty then. Those are all the signs, portents, omens and ovations everyone shall need to enjoy a safe and happy Inauguration Day. Praise the Goddess!!!!
Not only that, I Crumby Ovate, finally found M95 last night. M95 is the last of the Messier objects I needed to espy in Leo, another good omen or fact of life.
Next comes Moon in Libra. That Moon, the great obvious symbol of the WG is up next, segregating Bran from the Sun God riffraff is also a good omen. Yes Bran, then Moon, the Druids most important personage personifications lead the heavenly parade on Inauguration Day.
It remains to be seen if Moon shall obscure Comet Lulin on the morning of inauguration day. I personally hope not. I would like to espy Moon and Comet Lulin fairly close together tomorrow morning. Chances are, since Moon is a waning crescent at only about 0.27 reflectivity, Moon may not blow Comet Lulin away.
The next quasi-planet roaring along in the general vicinity of the ecliptic on inauguration day is disgraced Pluto. Yes. Pluto has been downgraded. Funny that the disgraced and downgraded Pluto shares Sagittarius with Mars. That’s right, Pluto takes precedence over Mars in Sagittarius on Inauguration Day. Those not initiated into the world of average amateur astronomy, yet desiring to espy Pluto on the morning of inauguration day, need to consider the hurried acquisition of a bunch of expensive optical equipment.
Mars in Sagittarius, on the other hand, may be naked eye visible just before sunrise. Well, Mars, the God of Imperialist Occupations of Defenseless Countries, is bound to be going along somewhere. However, that miserable Pluto is ahead of Mars is seen as a good omen.
Next, up with Sun, that Druids are prone to reference as Ogma Sunface, are Jupiter and Mercury. The Sun, Jupiter and Mercury are all in Capricorn, the Sea Goat. Jupiter, as all but the seriously retarded know, is the biggest planet and the planet with the most easily espied moons. On Inauguration Day, Jupiter shall appear closest to Sun, even closer than the always close, Mercury.
The Sun, Jupiter, Mercury configuration in Capricorn the Sea Goat is probably a bad omen. However, one needs to consider the big picture. So maybe this little detail is not so bad.
Next up is Neptune in Capricorn. Neptune in Capricorn is a sure sign that eventually, President Obama may have to go fishing. Then we shall all be treated to video of President Obama, fishing, or grappling with a fish. This is inevitable and stock stuff for all presidents or kinglets.
Now, at last, along comes Venus in concert with Uranus. Those twain planets, Venus and Uranus, are situated close together in Aquarius. Many may wonder if Venus shall obscure Uranus. The Druids hope so.
All righty then. Those are all the signs, portents, omens and ovations everyone shall need to enjoy a safe and happy Inauguration Day. Praise the Goddess!!!!
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, January 19, 2009
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