Chocolate Covered Jacks

But are they safe? Seems like chocolate covered jacks are really dangerous.

No. They are not dangerous. These chocolate covered jacks are perfectly safe. They have been approved by the EPA. Tested on both toddlers and puppies, simultaneously, and found to be perfectly safe. There is nothing wrong with these particular chocolate covered jacks.

Umm! Chocolate covered jacks are delicious and fun. First, you suck all the chocolate off. Then you play, jacks. But you also need a rubber ball to play jacks. Yes you do. So before you play jacks, suck all the delicious cherry candy off the rubber ball. Then you are ready to play jacks.

OK. And for older children and maturer dogs, our chocolate covered jacks and candy coated rubber balls include a special ingredient, birth control medicine. That’s right. Now the young ladies and lady dogs have a fun and convenient way to help you and society, help them, avoid unnecessary pregnancies.

WARNING!!!!

Chocolate covered jacks, candy coated rubber balls and convenient birth control medicine may be illegal in some states, but not all states. Some states may tax this product. Others may not. Here’s how to find out which states do what. Go to the internet and search for chocolate covered jacks. Order yours today!