The Longest Day of the Year

That's right. The summer solstice is arrived. Now the days are fixing to shorten up. However, despite that, these parts won't begin to cool off until November, maybe late November. Yepper. The great heat could easily produce 100 days with a diurnal high of 100 degrees between now and then. Many shall cry out, Mercy, spare me! But only the air conditioned and irrigated shall be spared. It is the doom of this time and place. Each day, we make the great heat, hotter. Immigrants, bring your own water.

Man. I'd like to get to go to Stonehenge. That's right. I could faunch around with the rest of the Pagans, take drugs, listen to rock and roll, etc. But I don't get to go to Stonehenge. Not only do I not get to go to Stonehenge, we are not even fixing to have a replica of Stonehenge ready for the CB tonight. Correct. Ray was supposed to build a replica out of popsickle sticks. But somebody threw out the popsickle sticks. So, no replica. Dern it!