Xeri-scaping vs. Zero-scaping

Xeri-scaping is like when you have like living plants on your property versus like astroturf or pea gravel. But like dude, you may not want to water your plants like, ever. Also, you may want the stigma and style on your plant's flowers to look like a dick. If that is the case, you may need some Opuntia imbricata. Like you never need to water it. It gets great big. And the stigma and style look like a dick. Cool!