Taxidermy the US Senate

Crumby realizes that taxidermy may not be a verb. Nevertheless, when it comes to that club of old millionaire scum suckers, what else but taxidermy comes to mind? Yes. Simply put, since the Senate is totally finished when it comes to innovation, let’s quit the election tomfoolery and taxidermy the current bunch. That’s right. The current bunch needs to be kept on forever. Correct. As each one among the current bunch pegs out, taxidermy that sucker, put him or her on wheels, stick a mini-cassette player in its mouth so it can talk, and there you shall have the senator from Kentucky, for example, for eternity.

Talk about out of ideas. The US Senate is out of ideas forever and a day. No since swapping them out via election either. Any newly elected senator shall also, ipso facto, be out of ideas forever and a day too. Because, that’s the way it is. The Americano ruling class is out of ideas. So naturally, the senators, considered as a miserable subset of the ruling class as a whole, are also out of ideas. Tough titties for Americano Land.

Yes. Stop these fraudulent elections. Instead, spare the US any more bullshit elections. Rather than go through with more useless elections, stuff the incumbents. Course, the incumbents may be stuffed or taxidermy-ed as soon as they are dead or anytime after they appear to be dead, whichever. Or maybe the taxpayers could get a group rate if all hundred of them could be done as a lot.

There those senators would be, taxidermed or stuffed. Their congressional aides could move them around from spot to spot, office to senate chamber. Like they could be taxidermed upright, or maybe in sitting or in semi-reclining positions. Or maybe they could be taxidermed with a view to seating the taxidermed specimen in a wheel barrow. Yes. Wheelbarrows might prove better for everyone. The aides could easily move the taxidermed senators from spot to spot in wheelbarrows. Also , if the senators had wheelbarrows, the senate furniture could be auctioned off.