Google to Sell Souls to Satan

Wow! Hard on the heels of the big gov censorship deal that temporarily went bust, we get Google (Elgoog spelled backwards) fixing to sell many of our souls to Satan. Excuse me. Actually, Google shall be dealing directly with the Demon Mammon. But since the Demon Mammon works for the Demon Satan, it's the same difference, probably.

Mercy! Even Crumby has come to depend on Google for this or that. Yet everyone knows that Google keeps close tabs on Crumby's meanderings across the Internet. Spooky! Google knows where Crumby goes. Google knows what Crumby buys. Google knows all Crumby's likes, desires or potential transgressions. It's like a God or a Demi-God or a Robot God is a mouse click away.

Goodness gracious! An average internet accessor has no need for confession or redemption. Google can take care of those dire needs, no muss no fuss, automatically. Course many yearn not for confession, forgiveness, redemption etc. But are those many innocent? Course not. They are probably more guilty than average. So righteousness prevails as Google the Robot God parades those miserable, naked, squirming internet ridden souls before the Demon Mammon. And make no mistake. The Demon Mammon knows how to exploit those wicked, naked sinners. Yes he does.

Meantime, Crumby has taken another vow regarding the news. As everyone knows, the news is unhealthy. Plus, the news is redundant. Like this time all Crumby got from paying attention to the news was more confirmation that the Soviet Union was the last hope of the white race, and our precious ruling class is totally out of ideas. So Crumby has sworn off the news, yet again, Google allowing.