Plantality by the Crumby Ovate

Hark! I, the Crumby Ovate meditated all alone on the previous subtopic "The Druids are Stumped?" for quite a while. Eventually, after much cogitation, all alone, except fer an occasional dog fer company, in the stygian darkness of the east pasture, lit up only by the eerie glow of electric lights from the great highway over yonder, many spells er potential spells burbled forth inside my noggin and began to sort themselves hither and yon, attaching to this or that neuron. This process, though you may not think so, was made less onerous on account of my past wickedness.

Examples:

Plantality - the polymorphously erotic with respect to Kingdom Plantae

Euglenophytality - can you spell, flagellation?, Subkingdom Euglenophyta

Psilophytality - those who prefer their action with ferns and/or fern allies?

Angiospermality - whoa!, very naughty, pollen tubes, non-motile sperm, pollen deposited on stigmas, lucky members of the Class Angiospermae are our usual, objects du amour

Dicotyledonality - yikes!, vascular tissue of the stem in a cylinder, plus a choice of censored, Subclass Dicotyledoneae

Pinophytality - oh my goodness, honey, what are you doing with the Christmas tree?, Division Pinophyta (elderly sinners may recall Gymnospermae)

Cucurbitaciality - uh oh!, cucumbers, Genus Cucumis, personally this particular deviation, seems somewhat threatening, to me, on the other hand, sex with watermelons, Genus Citrullus, cheers me up, Family Cucurbitaceae

So these last two especially naughty ones would be cucumisality and citrullality, respectively, for cucmbers and watermelons.

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Is yer marriage threatened by cucumisality? Is your wife neglecting you and the sweet babes and the pets and spending too much time at the grocery store? The sad truth is, once a lady finds... (censored).