Crumby for Ray - Dr. Pianka

It's not every day that a TU ecology professor manages to get his name, and a color picture of himself, no less, printed up on the front page of Section B in what passes for the daily newspaper in these parts. Ha! There's a semi-great controversy to go along with his name and picture. "Is this professor threatening you?" spells the headline, and the picture of old Eric Pianka, white-headed as can be these days, gazing disinteresteldy upon the rest of us, his potential plague victims. Hence the threatening part.

Whoa! If you are ignorant and vulgar, and desire to wise up a bit and even cut back on your vulgarity, read "Evolutionary Ecology" by the old professor, or one of his newer books, maybe.