Ray's Thought for the Day - Ray and Olwen Part 2-3
When Ray finally woke up to his old, semi-fired-up self, way late that afternoon, he looked around and espied Olwen White Track performing some of her famous naked stretching exercises. So then Olwen and Ray enjoyed sexual intercourse. After they enjoyed sexual intercourse they went into the comfort station most handy to their little room and did some ablutions. Then they went off to find a 24/7 breakfast place which wasn’t easy in those days, but the Crown Vic knew right where to go. Olwen got to drive, drive, drive. “Ray, sugar, this is the neatest car, and you already have a steering wheel knob with me on it. Isn’t that sweet of you.” At the 24/7 breakfast place, Ray had a huge big bowl of oatmeal with lots of raisins and apricot jam and a little sweet milk. Olwen had pancakes with butter and maple syrup and the extra large orange juice. Mmmm. Everything was delicious. Over supper, Ray and Olwen made small talk.
“Ray are ye goin’ to hurt daddy real bad fer cheatin’?.”
“Easy that, yepper. I am, maybe.”
“Ray, are ye goin to hurt daddy real bad, fer yer cousins windin’ up in the swine chow and Joe havin’ to stay in the laundry hamper?”
“Easy that, yepper, I am, maybe.”
“Ray, are ye gonna get payback fer yer real momma?”
“Easy that, yepper I am, maybe.”
“Ray, do ye know whut happened to yer retinue?”
“Er, the dang retinue. I clean fergot about the dang retinue. Wait fer the nonce. They have a trackin’ device on me and are liable to intrude on us, anon.”
“Noper, they won’t either.”
“They won’t?”
“Noper. That particular tracking device aint on the Crown Vic. It’s on the bus that perambulates rhythmically between town and Upyeraholes Castle.”
“Dern! Ye sure are smart Olwen. Let’s go enjoy sexual intercourse in the back seat of the Crown Vic before we head out to Upyeraholes’ Castle.”
“All righty then.”
So the twain of them, both Olwen White Track and Ray did all that, again. But in between those activities, both the enjoyment of sexual intercourse and heading out to the castle, Olwen drove Ray around. For Ray was new to this general neighborhood and needed to see some sights. So Olwen showed Ray some sights.
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Meantime, back at the good old CB, a fractional component of the CB Druidry was fixing to go rescue Ray:
Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
In a minute, Crumby.
All righty then. I’ll just wait here a minute. Did ye hear that Lomo? We need to wait here a minute fer Rayetta to get ready. Lookee. Here comes Hope. Are ye ready yet, Hope?
Yepper. Goodness gracious sakes alive. Is Rayetta still not ready? Crumby, holler out at Rayetta to hurry up. Rayetta finds you Crumby, most annoying, and such hollering shall put a bur under her saddle and thus expedite her progress.
Er. All righty then. Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
Crumby! I said ............, just a minute.
All righty then. Did everyone hear that? Rayetta, said just a minute.
Goodness gracious sakes alive. Crumby, holler at Rayetta another time.
Er, er. All righty then. Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
Crumby! Stop rushing me. I said............., just a minute.
Goodness gracious sakes alive. Crumby. Holler at Rayetta again. Holler that everyone else is ready.
Er, er, er. Maybe that’s not such a good idea, Hope, maybe.
Crumby, do you miss your bosom companion, Ray, or not?
Er, I miss Ray, somewhat sorely, but, but, but, maybe I ought not holler at Rayetta a fourth time, maybe. Fourth times er problematic, fer me.
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Perhaps, from the above, the discerning among you may discern the cruel dialectic that afflicts Crumby every moment he’s awake, and even intrudes into his quality time upon My Ample Bosoms, the Bosoms of the Goddess. But at the nonce, I shall goose Rayetta and spare Crumby. There. That’s better.
Arianrhod
I put the Caer, in Caer Arianrhod
So Ye Better Get Right, with the Goddess
_____
Hello boys. Hello Hope. Is everyone ready?
Yeppers.
Well, there has been a change of plans. Instead of taking two of the CB vehicles we shall take one big one. And instead of you twain, Hope and Crumby, going to find Ray, and I, the LDR going to visit Nancy, we shall all go to the Joke Factory and pick Nancy up on the way to find Ray. Nancy wants to go with us to find Ray. And Lomo, you are going along because you are easier to boss around than Crumby. All righty then. Does everyone understand all that?
Yeppers.
Hmmmm. Now let’s see. Lomo, take Crumby and the twain of you, load all the gear up in a big vehicle, expeditiously. Be sure to leave lotsa room for Nancy too. Nancy may have lotsa gear. And while you, Lomo and Crumby, are loading all the gear up expeditiously in a big vehicle so there will be plenty of room for Nancy, Hope and I shall have some coffee. Does everyone understand all that?
Yeppers.
Needless to say, so powerful was the LDR’s foretelling that all that came to fruition, anon, expeditiously.
“Ray are ye goin’ to hurt daddy real bad fer cheatin’?.”
“Easy that, yepper. I am, maybe.”
“Ray, are ye goin to hurt daddy real bad, fer yer cousins windin’ up in the swine chow and Joe havin’ to stay in the laundry hamper?”
“Easy that, yepper, I am, maybe.”
“Ray, are ye gonna get payback fer yer real momma?”
“Easy that, yepper I am, maybe.”
“Ray, do ye know whut happened to yer retinue?”
“Er, the dang retinue. I clean fergot about the dang retinue. Wait fer the nonce. They have a trackin’ device on me and are liable to intrude on us, anon.”
“Noper, they won’t either.”
“They won’t?”
“Noper. That particular tracking device aint on the Crown Vic. It’s on the bus that perambulates rhythmically between town and Upyeraholes Castle.”
“Dern! Ye sure are smart Olwen. Let’s go enjoy sexual intercourse in the back seat of the Crown Vic before we head out to Upyeraholes’ Castle.”
“All righty then.”
So the twain of them, both Olwen White Track and Ray did all that, again. But in between those activities, both the enjoyment of sexual intercourse and heading out to the castle, Olwen drove Ray around. For Ray was new to this general neighborhood and needed to see some sights. So Olwen showed Ray some sights.
_____
Meantime, back at the good old CB, a fractional component of the CB Druidry was fixing to go rescue Ray:
Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
In a minute, Crumby.
All righty then. I’ll just wait here a minute. Did ye hear that Lomo? We need to wait here a minute fer Rayetta to get ready. Lookee. Here comes Hope. Are ye ready yet, Hope?
Yepper. Goodness gracious sakes alive. Is Rayetta still not ready? Crumby, holler out at Rayetta to hurry up. Rayetta finds you Crumby, most annoying, and such hollering shall put a bur under her saddle and thus expedite her progress.
Er. All righty then. Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
Crumby! I said ............, just a minute.
All righty then. Did everyone hear that? Rayetta, said just a minute.
Goodness gracious sakes alive. Crumby, holler at Rayetta another time.
Er, er. All righty then. Are ye ready yet, Rayetta?
Crumby! Stop rushing me. I said............., just a minute.
Goodness gracious sakes alive. Crumby. Holler at Rayetta again. Holler that everyone else is ready.
Er, er, er. Maybe that’s not such a good idea, Hope, maybe.
Crumby, do you miss your bosom companion, Ray, or not?
Er, I miss Ray, somewhat sorely, but, but, but, maybe I ought not holler at Rayetta a fourth time, maybe. Fourth times er problematic, fer me.
_____
Perhaps, from the above, the discerning among you may discern the cruel dialectic that afflicts Crumby every moment he’s awake, and even intrudes into his quality time upon My Ample Bosoms, the Bosoms of the Goddess. But at the nonce, I shall goose Rayetta and spare Crumby. There. That’s better.
Arianrhod
I put the Caer, in Caer Arianrhod
So Ye Better Get Right, with the Goddess
_____
Hello boys. Hello Hope. Is everyone ready?
Yeppers.
Well, there has been a change of plans. Instead of taking two of the CB vehicles we shall take one big one. And instead of you twain, Hope and Crumby, going to find Ray, and I, the LDR going to visit Nancy, we shall all go to the Joke Factory and pick Nancy up on the way to find Ray. Nancy wants to go with us to find Ray. And Lomo, you are going along because you are easier to boss around than Crumby. All righty then. Does everyone understand all that?
Yeppers.
Hmmmm. Now let’s see. Lomo, take Crumby and the twain of you, load all the gear up in a big vehicle, expeditiously. Be sure to leave lotsa room for Nancy too. Nancy may have lotsa gear. And while you, Lomo and Crumby, are loading all the gear up expeditiously in a big vehicle so there will be plenty of room for Nancy, Hope and I shall have some coffee. Does everyone understand all that?
Yeppers.
Needless to say, so powerful was the LDR’s foretelling that all that came to fruition, anon, expeditiously.
posted by ray pistrum at Thursday, April 13, 2006
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