Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day

Yesterday, a painted hussy, Whore of Babylon, Republican lady called me up from some congressman’s (masculine Whore of Babylon) office at the Republican National Committee, a very wicked place indeed. She said they had a service award, fer me. But she had to leave a message, because I have turned over the phone answering here to the Sun God Academy and there’s a little electric voice ad for the Sun God Academy that instructs everyone that calls up to leave a message if they’re interested in studying up on how to be a Sun God at the Sun God Academy. But the electric message also spells that they can leave a message not related to the Sun God Academy. That shameless hussy went right ahead on and left a dang message. The Sun God Academy needs to edit that electric message and leave out the part about “unrelated to the Sun God Academy” to keep the evil doers like that Whore of Babylon from leaving messages here that are liable to aggravate Red. It’s bad enough around here when Red espies Whores of Babylon on the TV.

Crumby! What are you doing here? I surmised you had departed.

Nope. I am here for the nonce due to the rain or its portent Ray.

All righty then. Perhaps we should collaborate on you editing the you know what, fer me.

I am honored to do so, Ray. It’s not everyone that gets to bask in the glow of a Presumptive Sun God like you. Then also, maybe we should undertake a Sedge Buster, anon.

All righty then.

All righty then.

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