The Arkdruid's Thought for the Day

Gracious sake alive! All righty then. I know somebody that gets to sleep on the steer skin in the shed for awhile.
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Later
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Oh Crum-by, Ra-ay. The Arkdruid wants to visit with yall.

Uh oh. Why hello there Arkdruid. Hey Arkdruid.

Crumby, I understand that you took advantage of my trust to cuss in this venue and also, you led Ray astray and Ray cussed too. Is that correct?

Yepper. Yepper.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

I cussed in this venue because I was overwrought and using a controlled substance.

Me too. It was a tautology thing too. Right Arkdruid?

Yes Ray, tautology is one of the subtopics involved here. But Ray, Crumby, don't you see that if you carry on like you did last night, everyone will think Druids are a bunch of savages.

Er. What's wrong with that Arkdruid?

We should not participate in the general descent into barbarism. We have rules. We have culture. So as punishment you two must take all out all the cussing and sleep in the shed for a week.

All righty then. All righty then.
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Crumby's and Ray's edited spell.
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OK dude. I have distracted the Arkdruid, dude.

Ye did. All righty then.

Don't ye want to know how?

Noper.

--------a man, noper.

Er!

Okie Dokie then. Want to go out Friday and collect some Scarlet Patch larvae?

----- yea, dude. Let's do it.

------- a.

Er. We also got to work up a couple of flats of Ereochola sericea.

-------a man. ------------out of a forncatin' tuba, dude. We need some cupgrass, all righty then.

All righty, -------- a then. Praise the Goddess.

Praise the Goddess.

Er! Crumby?

Yepper Ray.

Let's find some time to go kick some --------------------------..

---------a, all righty then. But let's plan carefully fer the nonce.

All righty then.

All righty then. Martyrs are, fer them.