Me Want Gravitator

Even Druids desire goofy artifacts, occasionally. For the nonce, my desire is an Apogee Galileo Gravitator. It comes with replicas of the moon, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. Those four spheres glow in the dark, levitate and rotate. Excuse me momentarily while I wipe the slaver off my face, dry out my arm pits and put on some fresh underwear.

There now. That's better.

How big is the Galileo Gravitator? No information referencing its volume or mass is included with the information provided on the Apogee web site. This is typical of Apogee's advertising which relies on torture of the incurably curious to vend its products. What's the Gravitator's power source? You just have to order a Gravitator and find out. What are the spheres made out of? What's the Gravitator made from? Order one and you'll discover the answers to these and many other questions you may have. You do know, however, before you receive your Gravitator, that the spheres are artistically rendered in a fashion that Galileo himself would have found familiar. Er!

Jeez Louise. I want one soooooooo bad. Even though I realize that I may get a plastic gizmo, four ping pong balls and a trip to Target for batteries out of the deal.