Ray's Thoughts for the Day

We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave. La, la.

All righty then. The Kinglet needs to declare a War on Heat. Then he can go on the TV and holler, "Bring on the heat."

At this very moment, the CB thermometer reads 98 in the shade. And the Kinglet is doing nothing except making it hotter. War Kinglet. Lead us to war on heat. You can do it. We'll follow a man like you, panting like dogs, sweating like, er, whatever.

Or if you're not man enough to declare War on Heat, how about an electric bill rebate, or, a red popsickle sounds cooling and delicious. Kinglet, fetch me a red popsickle.

Guess what? The Kinglet aint going to fetch me a popsickle, Goddess Get 'Em. No, the Kinglet's off in foreign parts entertaining the foreigners with democracy jokes.

Oh, and spelling of foreign parts, does Halliburton and Subsidiaries have a Beirut branch? Yikes, The Lebanon is going to need its infrastructure rebuilt, virtually. Boom!