Ray's Thought for the Day - Internet Cafes!!!

The incumbent Republican Tejas Land Commissioner and current Republican candidate for Tejas Land Commissioner has raised 200 grand. What for? Easy that, the 200 grand is start up chump change for internet cafes in Iraq. Our incumbent Republican Land Commissioner candidate is actually going to Iraq to set up internet cafes, resplendent with satellite connections, on September 20, maybe, if the Goddess doesn’t smite him down between now and then. Praise the Goddess.

What strange news, on so many levels!!!

As you probably know yourself, the British empire, upon which the sun never set, devised a stratagem to keep beer from spoiling on long trips across the oceans deep and wide. The stratagem, as you probably know, is called high hopping. High hopping saved the empire for awhile.

I sure hope the miserable Iraqis enjoy their nice new internet cafes. Perhaps they will have delicious cinnamon buns at the cafes.

Let's see now. What does a Tejas Land Commissioner do on the job besides TV appearances? Oversees Tejas largely imaginary public lands. Oversees gas and oil leasing, largely ceremonial. Ha! No wonder the Tejas Land Commissioner has plenty of time for colonial uplift activities in Iraq.