Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day - Pluto

Let's see. I can't seem to recollect. Who or what was the first Pluto? Was it a crumby little pseudo planet or the lovable Disney cartoon dog?

Ray, you are such an idiot. We just went over Pluto at the Sun God Academy.

We did? I don't remember hearing about Pluto at the Sun God Academy, Rayetta.

That's because your tutors used an alternative name for Pluto. You were supposed to look up all the alternative names for Pluto. Homework, Ray, homework.

Er, I don't recollect that particular assignment Rayetta.

Look Ray. To get to be a Sun God you have to be more intuitive than you are presently. You have to be capable of realizing what people are requesting of you, telepathically.

I do?

Yes Ray, you do.

Jeez Louise. All righty then Rayetta, I shall proceed to discover all about the etymology of Pluto, anon.

That's correct Ray. If you wish to matriculate, that is precisely what you shall do.

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