Crumby's Telescope Tomfoolery Notes - Boring Technicalities

Oh, the gases holler Ole when you've eatin' chicken mole in the morn-ing.
Yep, yer comrades holler, Mercy!, when you've eatin' chicken mole in the morn-ing.

Pooooooooooooooooooooot! Ah!

Mercy! Crumby, you need to go off somwhere far away. Your emissions are shaking the steady hand.

All righty then, Lleu Llaw. I shall return to the laboratory for I have some boring techicalities to spell out. Perhaps my bosom companion, Ray, has gone off somewhere by now and I shall have little or no company in the laboratory.

For a while I looked about the environment for interesting phenomena to espy as I journeyed along, but now, here I am, back in the familiar surrondings of the laboratory. Hark! Here's my bosom companion's latest spell. Gee whillikers! Ray has successfully rhymed schools and commodes. Miss Muse must verily have been all over Ray.

Er. Let's see now. Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Ah! Boring technicalities. Yepper. There are two of those boring technicalities to deal with.

1). I was supposed to get a Galileo Gravitator for a present. But my Galileo Gravitator is still not apparent. Perhaps, as my cruel bosom companion hinted, the Demon Mammon really did abscond with my Galileo Gravitator present. I am attempting to ascertain the whereabouts of my Galileo Gravitator which was alledgedly ordered as a present for me on August 14 of the Julian. But I don't have my present. Where's my present? Where's my Galileo Gravitator?

2). Another vendor of used telescopery gear has vended me a slightly used 5mm University Optics orthoscopic eyepiece. When that 5mm arrives, assuming the Demon Mammon or the Kinglet's goosesteppers don't shortstop it, I shall have the complete set of University Optics orthoscopic eps except for the 18mm which I don't want to have anyway, maybe. Ha! I shall have them all, the 4,5,6,7,9,12.5,and 25. Ha!

Please, WG, don't punish me more than I deserve to be punished for having all these eps. Poooooooooooooooooooot! Mercy!