Scary Karl - Will He Save the Election, Again? Mass Psychology, Maybe Baby

Ooooooooo! Karl Rove, or Rover, for short, is pretty scary, all righty then. He’s a virtual, Potential Safety Topic - Environmental Hazard, all righty then. But looking at pictures of him, you’d never guess how scary he is. How could a pinched up fat boy be so scary? Easy that, Rover is a student of mass psychology and uses mass psychology to scare the bejesus out of those that are prone to getting the bejesus scared out of them anyway, that is the intellectually and ethically challenged among US, plus all the natural born cowards. This is quite a large crowd of US, believe it or not.

So make believe, as I know you do, that a swarthy but suave terrorist, (let’s call him Ahkmed), who speaks perfect English with a French accent, sneaks a nuclear device among US. Who knows how he got the dang big thing over here ? But he keeps the nuclear device in a private railroad boxcar that he rented using funds slyly diverted from Lebanese Christian orphanages accidentally cluster bombed by the Israelis. Besides using the railroad car to store his nuclear weapon, the boxcar doubles as a porn palace and Ahkmed enjoys gay trysts with most of the Democratic presidential candidates in his boxcar. Did you wonder why the Democrats are so indecisive? It’s because Ahkmed has videotapes of all of them shot in the rear of the boxcar enjoying anal sex. The videotapes are not only gay, but the motif is all US with the fornications occurring on US flag bed sheets. Imagine that, US Democratic presidential candidates fornicating gayly with an Arab or French terrorist on the American flag. Mercy!

But it gets worse. Ahkmed has another boxcar rented on the same train. You know what goes on in that boxcar? In that boxcar, Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. Pelosi enjoy fornications with young boys kidnaped from Baptist academies all around the Homeland. After Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. Pelosi sate their lust with these helpless young boys, the sullied but experienced youngsters are sold as sex slaves in ghettos the train happens to pass through. Nobody ever hears from those young boys again. Sadly, many of those boys were destined for the ministry.

But it gets worse. Ahkmed has another railroad car rented on the same train. You know what goes on in that boxcar? In that boxcar ecoterrorists fornicate with gorillas and grizzly bears hoping to create a new species of super ecoterrorist - part human, part animal - that will eventually take over the whole planet. Once they create a new species, either by fornication or gene splicing, they intend to kill all the men and old ladies and then make sex slaves out of the young women, boys and children. Once they tire of abusing all the young women, boys and children they will eat them or sell them to the Arabs or Africans or Hugo Chavez. Then they will ban air conditioners except for themselves. The new half-animal leaders of US will also be the only ones that have cars.

But it gets worse. Ahkmed has another railroad car rented on the same train. You know what goes on in that boxcar? In that boxcar kidnaped and plump, Christian white men, once rich land brokers mostly, are forced to assemble leaf blowers from parts made in Red China, 24/7. Then, when the train stops in the ghetto, they are forced to give the leaf blowers away to illegal aliens, for free!

As you can easily see, Ahkmed is about to get US. So vote Republican and none of this will happen. Or if some of it does happen, it won’t be our fault. Or if it is our fault, we will have an investigation that takes so long, all US will forget about it.