Crumby, Fascist Fighter Mode - Out of the Orgone Box

Yep. When the fight against fascism gets on my nerves, I climb into my trusty orgone box, toke a number, have a snack, take a nap. Anon, I pop out of my orgone box renewed, ready to rock and roll. But before I get back to rocking and rolling plus fighting fascism, I may take a little stroll around the CB. And therefore, there I was, strolling along when I espied Maurandya antirhinoceri. Egad! I exclaimed excitedly. Where the heck did this come from? Then remembering past events, (common enough among the Druidry to actually remember past events), I hollered out, This very plant may have sprung from the Valburn Dirt!!!!

Here’s a quick snapshot of part of this marvelous scroph.

Mercy! Long have I labored intermittently to bring Maurandya antirhinoceri to the CB. Yet, every time, I failed of my efforts, miserably, even unethically. And now, here is Maurandya antirhinoceri, apparently sprung from the wretched Valburn Dirt, as if the Goddess Herself, intervened, just to make me happy.

You have no idea how scared I am that a rhinoceros may get me. If I surmised a rhinoceros was lurking in the east pasture, I should never abandon the relative safety of my orgone box again, ever. But now I am comforted. Now I know that a rhinoceros shall never get me, ever.

How do you know that Crumby? Easy that, this particular scroph, Maurandya antirhinoceri, is a powerful rhinoceros repellent. A mighty rhinoceros, contained within a mere chicken-wire fence such as the one this particular Maurandya antirhinoceri is affixed thereto, would never approach the chicken-wire fence for fear of the Maurandya antirhinoceri. Noper. That mighty rhinoceros would stay inside the chicken-wire fence, cowering pathetically, in mind-numbing fear of brushing up against the Maurandya antirhinoceri.

Even better, a secret Druid salve or ointment, prepared from the leaves or bracts of Maurandya antirhinoceri, confers complete protection from any and all fierce rhinoceroses, upon the salve or ointment adorned. This has been tested out too. Mary the Virgin, over at the Joke Factory cooks up the ointment for export to the pygmys who use it all the time to keep the rhinoceroses away. So we have plenty of scientific papers or testimonials from the pygmys who have survived hair-raising encounters with rhinoceroses because they were adorned with Mary’s ointment. And now at last, Praise the Goddess, I shall have handy access to the active ingredient for repelling rhinoceroses, right here at the CB, handy.