Ray's Thought for the Day - 4 bits
Yep. My delicious cinnamon bun set me back 4 bits more this week than it did last week. That cinnamon bun is still delicious, lip-smacking delicious, in fact. But so was the cheaper one last week. Hey common sensers, Ye get what ye pay fer! Right?
And since I have glommed on to the topic, common sense, with a reference to the pitiful world view of the common sense crowd, similarly, I shall continue addressing the common sense crowd. Common sense says, maybe, We need to stick with General Principle.
Yet, General Peter Principle has been shown the door. Shet de dough, on yer way out, general. Ye shall get yer medal of "freedom" in the mail. Yep, General Principle, is gone off to play some golf. Now, he is under no obligation to lose all the time, at golf.
But what a suck up career he had. Sucking up took him to the very pinnacle of success, chief joint chief. Now many may surmise that a chief joint chief is a nativist Cannabis sativa dealer. But you many are so wrong in that thought. The chief joint chief is in charge of carrying out the dopey imperialist policies of the Kinglet, Chitlin & Associates. And the cool thing is, General Principle, apparently did not ever even consider that those policies are dopey. The Generalissimo was so into sucking up, that great vehicles driving over bombs as a lifestyle possibility, never even registered. As to freedom, the only freedom General Principle ever frets over is Scooter's freedom. Free Scooter is General Principle's battle cry.
Hold it! I know nobody is supposed to criticize the men and ladies in uniform. We are, instead, supposed to support them, which we do with our taxes. After all they are giving up their freedom to protect US, voluntarily, amazingly. Or maybe not. Maybe, the military carrying out imperialist policies that may keep our Kinglet, Chitlin & Associates, safer and freer, does not contribute to keeping me safer or freer at all. Yet, I still have to pay for the service. Go figure!
And since I have glommed on to the topic, common sense, with a reference to the pitiful world view of the common sense crowd, similarly, I shall continue addressing the common sense crowd. Common sense says, maybe, We need to stick with General Principle.
Yet, General Peter Principle has been shown the door. Shet de dough, on yer way out, general. Ye shall get yer medal of "freedom" in the mail. Yep, General Principle, is gone off to play some golf. Now, he is under no obligation to lose all the time, at golf.
But what a suck up career he had. Sucking up took him to the very pinnacle of success, chief joint chief. Now many may surmise that a chief joint chief is a nativist Cannabis sativa dealer. But you many are so wrong in that thought. The chief joint chief is in charge of carrying out the dopey imperialist policies of the Kinglet, Chitlin & Associates. And the cool thing is, General Principle, apparently did not ever even consider that those policies are dopey. The Generalissimo was so into sucking up, that great vehicles driving over bombs as a lifestyle possibility, never even registered. As to freedom, the only freedom General Principle ever frets over is Scooter's freedom. Free Scooter is General Principle's battle cry.
Hold it! I know nobody is supposed to criticize the men and ladies in uniform. We are, instead, supposed to support them, which we do with our taxes. After all they are giving up their freedom to protect US, voluntarily, amazingly. Or maybe not. Maybe, the military carrying out imperialist policies that may keep our Kinglet, Chitlin & Associates, safer and freer, does not contribute to keeping me safer or freer at all. Yet, I still have to pay for the service. Go figure!
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, June 09, 2007
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