Ray’s Thought for the Day - Sweat
Mercy! It sure is hot down here, werkin’ in the sun. Interestingly, once I get all wet from the sweat, I never dry out. So from around 8:30 in the morning, until about now, I am sopping wet. How about that?
I’d like to figure out how many gallons of sweat I give off, but I can’t figure out how to do that, because I am constantly replacing the sweat with delicious well water. If I didn’t drink the well water, most certainly, I would die.
Sweating, it is said, is good for you. What is meant by that saying is, if you need to sweat, sweating is good for you because otherwise, you will die. So the saying, sweating is good for you is not a general truth, but a specific truth, good only for those circumstances that call for sweat, maybe.
I have known some persons that were incapable of sweating. Those persons would die if they werked in the sun long enough. So they never werk in the sun. Then, a great many that could sweat if they needed too, never werk in the sun, either. I wonder. Is it bad for a person to hold back on sweat, even when that person has the potential to sweat. What if holding back sweat causes germs to build up, like maybe in the gall bladder, sphincter, some rete mirabile, or in a little used corner of the noggin? Or maybe, no sweating promotes fatty tissue buildup, especially around the spleen and other important yet seldom considered internal organs, especially those located in the noggin region.
On the other hand, sweating may, in some circumstances, be bad even for the potentially sweat capable. Like Crumby was telling me one time that when he had lost his sense of smell, he was constantly worried that he was sweating, giving off sweaty type aromas as it were, and everyone was disgusted by his aroma, but they were too polite to say so.
Those cowards should have told Crumby he stank, and taken the consequences that might have accrued to them for making a truthful observation, for once. Plus then, Crumby, could have taken some remedial action or other, to tune himself down, aromatically spelling.
Yepper. Life as we know it is complicated, full of nuance and other bullshit.
I’d like to figure out how many gallons of sweat I give off, but I can’t figure out how to do that, because I am constantly replacing the sweat with delicious well water. If I didn’t drink the well water, most certainly, I would die.
Sweating, it is said, is good for you. What is meant by that saying is, if you need to sweat, sweating is good for you because otherwise, you will die. So the saying, sweating is good for you is not a general truth, but a specific truth, good only for those circumstances that call for sweat, maybe.
I have known some persons that were incapable of sweating. Those persons would die if they werked in the sun long enough. So they never werk in the sun. Then, a great many that could sweat if they needed too, never werk in the sun, either. I wonder. Is it bad for a person to hold back on sweat, even when that person has the potential to sweat. What if holding back sweat causes germs to build up, like maybe in the gall bladder, sphincter, some rete mirabile, or in a little used corner of the noggin? Or maybe, no sweating promotes fatty tissue buildup, especially around the spleen and other important yet seldom considered internal organs, especially those located in the noggin region.
On the other hand, sweating may, in some circumstances, be bad even for the potentially sweat capable. Like Crumby was telling me one time that when he had lost his sense of smell, he was constantly worried that he was sweating, giving off sweaty type aromas as it were, and everyone was disgusted by his aroma, but they were too polite to say so.
Those cowards should have told Crumby he stank, and taken the consequences that might have accrued to them for making a truthful observation, for once. Plus then, Crumby, could have taken some remedial action or other, to tune himself down, aromatically spelling.
Yepper. Life as we know it is complicated, full of nuance and other bullshit.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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