Ray's Thought for the Day - Our Kinglet is a Titty Baby
Hearsay has it that our precious Kinglet has gone on the TV whining about high oil prices. What a titty baby or cry baby our precious Kinglet is! Hey Kinglet! Like you say yourself, the free market sets the price.
Also, eventually, those fat ass Saudi buddies of yours shall trickle down some of their oil profits. That’s how it works. Right Kinglet! Just be patient and eventually you shall get some of the trickle down. Maybe the Saudis will give you a nice job, consulting for the Saudi oil industry, post upcoming. Think of that! You shall shmooze the golf courses, globally, especially that fine course in Abu Dhabi. Hey, I bet Chitlin will be there too. Won't you twain iecespa ofa itsha have fun.
Hearsay also has it that the Saudis figure they have 100 years of oil left in their reserves. Reckon they want to sell it all off now, at the going rate, or wait until the price goes up. Huh-huh.
Yepper. The US ruling class is totally out of ideas. Don’t believe me? Just look at who has been Kinglet for the last eight uckingfa earsya. Now tell me, the US ruling class has lots of good ideas. Like for example, growing all the fruits and vegetables in foreign parts, then shipping them to US on airplanes. Huh-huh.
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To actually understand Ray's Thought for the Day, bilingualism in Pig Latin is a plus.
Also, eventually, those fat ass Saudi buddies of yours shall trickle down some of their oil profits. That’s how it works. Right Kinglet! Just be patient and eventually you shall get some of the trickle down. Maybe the Saudis will give you a nice job, consulting for the Saudi oil industry, post upcoming. Think of that! You shall shmooze the golf courses, globally, especially that fine course in Abu Dhabi. Hey, I bet Chitlin will be there too. Won't you twain iecespa ofa itsha have fun.
Hearsay also has it that the Saudis figure they have 100 years of oil left in their reserves. Reckon they want to sell it all off now, at the going rate, or wait until the price goes up. Huh-huh.
Yepper. The US ruling class is totally out of ideas. Don’t believe me? Just look at who has been Kinglet for the last eight uckingfa earsya. Now tell me, the US ruling class has lots of good ideas. Like for example, growing all the fruits and vegetables in foreign parts, then shipping them to US on airplanes. Huh-huh.
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To actually understand Ray's Thought for the Day, bilingualism in Pig Latin is a plus.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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