Special Movie Review Edition - Colt 45
Occasionally, Ray, or me, Crumby, espies a movie on TV that is just incredibly exceptional. Such an incredibly exceptional movie is Colt 45. The fact is, Colt 45 is so incredibly exceptional, we were urged by the WG to recommend that everyone, from old people on walkers, down to mere toddlers, gather round the TV to see if Colt 45 is on. If it is on, everyone needs to watch, Colt 45.
Hold it. What’s that Ray?
Ray, my bosom companion just found out that sometimes, the movie, Colt 45, goes under the title, Thundercloud. Chief Thundercloud is one of the characters in the movie, Colt 45, also known as Thundercloud. So if you are fixing to look up Colt 45 to see when it’s on, you may want to also check for Thundercloud, the movie, not Chief Thundercloud, the regular Indian chief character in the movie.
It is easy to see why Colt 45 may have been re-titled, Thundercloud. Easy because, Chief Thundercloud is an omnipotent movie presence. Chief Thundercloud, thanks to Indian magic, knows everything. Compared to all that, the original title, Colt 45, is fairly lame or crippled up.
Also, even if a person is persuaded that Colt 45 is a better title than Thundercloud, the title should be plural, as in Colt 45s. The villain absconds with a pair of Colt 45s. He is a twain gun thief and villain. So the dern title should be Colt 45s. Stupid! Not Colt 45. No wonder the movie moguls eventually changed the title.
Goddess all righty! The movie we are reviewing, whatever it’s called, is perfect in every way. The moral tone, from a Druid perspective, is perfect. Couldn’t be better. The acting is also, perfect. Couldn’t be better. But Ruth Roman, who plays the goddess, is better than perfect. Ruth Roman is acting at 110% or maybe even higher than 110%. There is actually no telling what per cent Ruth Roman is at, acting wise.
Yes. Ruth Roman, in this movie, is pretty and efficient to the max. Yet she cleverly combines the twain traits, pretty and efficient, with that other endearing trait, never minding anybody, ever. Plus, Ruth Roman, locked in a miserable tool shed by her wicked husband, cleverly employs blasting powder to entirely blow up the front of the tool shed. Yes. Ruth Roman escapes the ruins of the tool shed. Then, Ruth Roman gives Randolph Scott a pistol whipping. Then, Ruth Roman gets shot out of the saddle by her wicked husband. Then, Ruth Roman miraculously recovers from her bullet wound thanks to a magic vest provided by Chief Thundercloud.
Oh my Goddess! What a great movie!
Hold it. What’s that Ray?
Ray, my bosom companion just found out that sometimes, the movie, Colt 45, goes under the title, Thundercloud. Chief Thundercloud is one of the characters in the movie, Colt 45, also known as Thundercloud. So if you are fixing to look up Colt 45 to see when it’s on, you may want to also check for Thundercloud, the movie, not Chief Thundercloud, the regular Indian chief character in the movie.
It is easy to see why Colt 45 may have been re-titled, Thundercloud. Easy because, Chief Thundercloud is an omnipotent movie presence. Chief Thundercloud, thanks to Indian magic, knows everything. Compared to all that, the original title, Colt 45, is fairly lame or crippled up.
Also, even if a person is persuaded that Colt 45 is a better title than Thundercloud, the title should be plural, as in Colt 45s. The villain absconds with a pair of Colt 45s. He is a twain gun thief and villain. So the dern title should be Colt 45s. Stupid! Not Colt 45. No wonder the movie moguls eventually changed the title.
Goddess all righty! The movie we are reviewing, whatever it’s called, is perfect in every way. The moral tone, from a Druid perspective, is perfect. Couldn’t be better. The acting is also, perfect. Couldn’t be better. But Ruth Roman, who plays the goddess, is better than perfect. Ruth Roman is acting at 110% or maybe even higher than 110%. There is actually no telling what per cent Ruth Roman is at, acting wise.
Yes. Ruth Roman, in this movie, is pretty and efficient to the max. Yet she cleverly combines the twain traits, pretty and efficient, with that other endearing trait, never minding anybody, ever. Plus, Ruth Roman, locked in a miserable tool shed by her wicked husband, cleverly employs blasting powder to entirely blow up the front of the tool shed. Yes. Ruth Roman escapes the ruins of the tool shed. Then, Ruth Roman gives Randolph Scott a pistol whipping. Then, Ruth Roman gets shot out of the saddle by her wicked husband. Then, Ruth Roman miraculously recovers from her bullet wound thanks to a magic vest provided by Chief Thundercloud.
Oh my Goddess! What a great movie!
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, January 24, 2009
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