What’s Fixing to be in the New ROT Curriculum?
Oh well. Nobody cares unless questions covering a particular aspect of the curriculum eventually wind up on the Tejas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills (TAKS). Chances are, cosmology related questions won’t be among those determining little Jesus's forward progress. Praise the Goddess.
Yes. Alone among the world’s great religions, Druids have no official cosmology. Which is not to say that individual Druids, for example, Badgemagus Swineherd, Ph. D., have not made up personal preference cosmologies from time to time. They have, including the famous Dr. Swineherd’s cosmology. So we Druids recommend that since the new ROT curriculum encourages the kiddies to independently evaluate lots of cosmological explanations, those kiddies should take a hard look at Dr. Swineherd’s cosmology.
However, since this venue is X-rated for cussing, and Dr. Swineherd’s cosmological views are published only on this venue, the kiddies may never get to find out about the Great Intergalactic Cow and Her Fine-Tuned Roosian microscope. Oh well.
Chances are, on the other hand, the kiddies won’t find out much about the cosmology, no matter the brand. It’s like the song says: ♬ Don’t know much about cosmology. Don’t know much cosmetology. Don’t know much about the various books. Don’t recall which bus I took. But I do know if I just say no, I’ll pass the TAKS and they shall let me go, woo-woo-woo, woo-woo, whoa whoa. ♬.
Yes. The humble yet recently refurbished Cow Barn sits in a region of the US that continues to strive for Third World status. Yes. Our leaders fervently desire only to secede again and thereby cut all ties with US civilization. Yes. Our leaders long for those times when a real white man could dine on corn pone and actually know what the heck he was crunching. But corn pone is just an example or indication of the many feelings that were hurt long ago during the great secession. Yes. Corn pone is just one sad example of the many feelings associated with, you know, stuff like corn pone and Jesus, that were sadly lost after the secession but which may be restored to all our noggins, anon, if our leaders have their way.
Like having the little children explore the various cosmologies is a good start. Then once the little children explore the various cosmologies, the individual little children may freely choose which trade school or university they want to attend. For example, Karl the Tracker Druid’s boy, Jesus, after he was exposed to cosmology in high school, went to a famous cosmology college in New York City. Naturally, Karl was bitterly disappointed with Jesus initially. That’s because Karl wanted Jesus to take over the tracker business. But after awhile, Karl got over it because Jesus worked his way up to actually eventually getting to work on the appearances of various lady movie stars. So eventually, Karl, through his son Jesus, got to associate somewhat with a very famous lady movie star or two. But that’s OK because Karl is separated from his former and actual wives and Jesus does not know which one of those ladies is his actual mother. Which, if you think about it, is a switch.
Yes. Alone among the world’s great religions, Druids have no official cosmology. Which is not to say that individual Druids, for example, Badgemagus Swineherd, Ph. D., have not made up personal preference cosmologies from time to time. They have, including the famous Dr. Swineherd’s cosmology. So we Druids recommend that since the new ROT curriculum encourages the kiddies to independently evaluate lots of cosmological explanations, those kiddies should take a hard look at Dr. Swineherd’s cosmology.
However, since this venue is X-rated for cussing, and Dr. Swineherd’s cosmological views are published only on this venue, the kiddies may never get to find out about the Great Intergalactic Cow and Her Fine-Tuned Roosian microscope. Oh well.
Chances are, on the other hand, the kiddies won’t find out much about the cosmology, no matter the brand. It’s like the song says: ♬ Don’t know much about cosmology. Don’t know much cosmetology. Don’t know much about the various books. Don’t recall which bus I took. But I do know if I just say no, I’ll pass the TAKS and they shall let me go, woo-woo-woo, woo-woo, whoa whoa. ♬.
Yes. The humble yet recently refurbished Cow Barn sits in a region of the US that continues to strive for Third World status. Yes. Our leaders fervently desire only to secede again and thereby cut all ties with US civilization. Yes. Our leaders long for those times when a real white man could dine on corn pone and actually know what the heck he was crunching. But corn pone is just an example or indication of the many feelings that were hurt long ago during the great secession. Yes. Corn pone is just one sad example of the many feelings associated with, you know, stuff like corn pone and Jesus, that were sadly lost after the secession but which may be restored to all our noggins, anon, if our leaders have their way.
Like having the little children explore the various cosmologies is a good start. Then once the little children explore the various cosmologies, the individual little children may freely choose which trade school or university they want to attend. For example, Karl the Tracker Druid’s boy, Jesus, after he was exposed to cosmology in high school, went to a famous cosmology college in New York City. Naturally, Karl was bitterly disappointed with Jesus initially. That’s because Karl wanted Jesus to take over the tracker business. But after awhile, Karl got over it because Jesus worked his way up to actually eventually getting to work on the appearances of various lady movie stars. So eventually, Karl, through his son Jesus, got to associate somewhat with a very famous lady movie star or two. But that’s OK because Karl is separated from his former and actual wives and Jesus does not know which one of those ladies is his actual mother. Which, if you think about it, is a switch.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, March 28, 2009
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