Annual Summer Weather Ovation

Polluted Nights Plus No Rain Neither

Rumor has it that all this crap blowing up from the south may be blamed on the Mexicans. That’s right. The Mexicans are reportedly doing the slash and burn thing. So the night sky in these parts on the one night this month that has been clear so far, night before last, was actually not clear at all. Murky!

Besides the Mexicans, there are plenty of other nasty fuckers south of here to blame for all this pollution. The fact is, there are so many nasty fuckers everywhere in these parts, there is plenty of blame to go around. Yes. We need rain. Instead, we get pollution. Where does the pollution actually arise from? Easy that, all the nasty fuckers are giving off tremendous volumes of pollution. Gross! Hand me my oxygen bottle.

Simultaneous with the dearth of rainfall, Beelzebub has descended upon the land. Yes. It is hot and fixing to get hotter and hotter. Anon, many shall cry out, Jeez Louise, it’s too hot for man or beast. But those pitiful cries shall arise to the high heavens in vain. For only the air conditioned shall prosper. And the air conditioned are the very nasty fuckers putting out all the pollution, heating the place up, and chasing off the rain. Truly and verily, all these nasty fuckers are fixing to fuck themselves. Me too.