Euphoria

If you happen to be Euphoria kerni, an Opuntia lindheimeri flower is all you need for a party. Get down! Yes. Pheromones on your carapace, told a tale on you.

Euphoria parties are slightly confusing for outside observers or voyeurs. For example, which ones are the boys? Which ones are the girls? Notice the color variation.

Yes. Intraspecific fornication is bad enough. But interspecific fornication is worse. No wonder the Christians decided insects, just like angels, lack souls.

No. There is no point sending a missionary to those Euphoria kerni. They lack souls. Lacking souls, they can’t be saved.

Yet these heathen beetles are doing something right. Every cacti blossom is full of them. Squirming heathen vermin.