A Butterfly Challenge

This morning, the Media Liberal or Media Conservative biased paper had its annual, count the birds article. You know, describing how a team of super birders counts as many birds as possible in competition with other super birders, on the honor system. Yes. Birding contests rely on the honor system. Does the system work? Maybe, maybe not. If maybe, then birding contests are atypical, considering the general Americano lifestyle or way of life.

OK. Since the birding contest article is sort of about nature and the honor system, our newspaper is obviously a Media Liberal outfit for running such a biased article in the first place. Counting birds on the honor system is seriously candy ass, generally speaking or observing. But leaving aside the obvious sissy sucking or titty baby article bias, how about a butterfly challenge?

That’s right, a butterfly challenge, though likely to include some sissy sucking, might at least be designed to eliminate the challenge Americanos encounter when it comes to personal honor and lying. Yeah buddy, verily!

Right! So the main rule in the butterfly challenge is the contestants or sissy suckers need to provide digital images with exif data on all their butterflies. Whichever team of sissy suckers gets the most independently verifiable butterfly species photos, wins. Course the sissy suckers have to give their opinion on the species depicted first, before the photos are submitted to the higher authority or responsible party. Then, if the sissy sucker identification is incorrect, that team loses two points for that particular failure or mistake. Ha! Seriously incompetent sissy suckers could actually wind up with a negative score. Negatory good buddy! Ha!

Or, if nobody, not even the higher authority can identify the butterfly correctly, because the picture is so shitty, then that picture loses three points for wasting everyone’s time.

Anyhow, there ought to be a butterfly challenge. Like here’s an example of a butterfly challenge picture. Sorry, no exif here. Anyway, I would submit this photo to the higher authority or responsible party as (Colias eurytheme), maybe. Or, I would not submit this one because it might be a hybrid or a (Colias philodice) and I would not be sure and I would be afraid of losing two or three points, jeopardizing my teams efforts at winning the contest. See! What a bunch of sissy sucking fun a butterfly challenge might be!