Cameras are Expensive These Days
On March 23, 2007 Crumby paid like a little less than 480 butthole bucksters for the ongoing E330. Doing the math, that means Crumby has had use of the E330 for going on 31 months. So 31 going into 480 is like 16 buckbuttoroonies a month. That’s just a tad over 50 chingaderas a day.* Don’t sound like mucho. But then consider!
Crumby has not had any snuff since the last Tuesday in January, 2009. Crumby figures he would have employed a can every two days since then for nerve soothing purposes. Doing the math, at about 2.80 butthole chingaderos per can x 1 can per 2 days x 270 days = 378 paydirt officinales. Oh chihuahua! That’s how much Crumby saved so far on stuff.
But Holy Succulent Heifer. Crumby may have had to purchase alternative nerve medicine. And Crumby has not ciphered that cost in. Mercy! But on the other hand, Crumby may have needed to get all his teeth, alternative to most of them, replaced if he had not eschewed the snuff. That’s an incalculable, but big, savings. See.
Life costs money. Even those sturdy individuals who drink their own piss, thereby avoiding the cost of vitamins and minerals, not to mentions nitrogenous salts, have to spend some money on life as we know it. Even Gandhi had to spend some of his hard earned money on spectacles. Even Nero had to spend some of his hard earned money on spectacles. What about Nehru? Nehru spent some money.
Like Crumby had to purchase some new overalls last week. Crumby’s other overalls were worn out with terrible ragged holes in the knees. A new overalls was thus, almost a necessity. Unfortunately, Crumby could only find a overalls in his size that happened to be made in China. That figures since the Chinese average smaller than huge Americanos. That’s right. The Chinese are more apt to manufacture a Crumby sized overall. Whereas overalls that might be produced in Americanoland for great big fat Americanos would be far less likely to come in a Crumby size.
Mercy though. Crumby’ new Chinese overalls is tissue thin. Mercy. How long Goddess? How long can a tissue thin overalls serve to cover up naked Crumby.
Good Goddess, Americanoland is such a miserable train wreck these days. Plus, it’s apt to get worse fast. Much worse, faster. Just consider the price of cameras. Like a modest dslr such as the Olympus E30 costs like almost 1000 buttholinskys. If Crumby purchased one of those, Crumby would have to use it for 2000 days to get the cost down to 50 chingaderas per diem. Doing the math, 2000 days is like 5.48 years. Holy Little Fishes or Body Parts that May Eventually Sometimes Smell Like Fish, will that camera be obsolete before it reaches the 50 chingadera milestone? You bet!
Blame it on the Demon Mammon. Yes. The Demon Mammon continues to provide Americanos with what they want and deserve. And even diminutive Americanos like Crumby must go along.
*Course Crumby bricked his camera for a month, losing its use for that time, at a cost of a couple of hundred extra dollars. Gee. Photography can be an expensive hobby. Goddess All Mighty!
Crumby has not had any snuff since the last Tuesday in January, 2009. Crumby figures he would have employed a can every two days since then for nerve soothing purposes. Doing the math, at about 2.80 butthole chingaderos per can x 1 can per 2 days x 270 days = 378 paydirt officinales. Oh chihuahua! That’s how much Crumby saved so far on stuff.
But Holy Succulent Heifer. Crumby may have had to purchase alternative nerve medicine. And Crumby has not ciphered that cost in. Mercy! But on the other hand, Crumby may have needed to get all his teeth, alternative to most of them, replaced if he had not eschewed the snuff. That’s an incalculable, but big, savings. See.
Life costs money. Even those sturdy individuals who drink their own piss, thereby avoiding the cost of vitamins and minerals, not to mentions nitrogenous salts, have to spend some money on life as we know it. Even Gandhi had to spend some of his hard earned money on spectacles. Even Nero had to spend some of his hard earned money on spectacles. What about Nehru? Nehru spent some money.
Like Crumby had to purchase some new overalls last week. Crumby’s other overalls were worn out with terrible ragged holes in the knees. A new overalls was thus, almost a necessity. Unfortunately, Crumby could only find a overalls in his size that happened to be made in China. That figures since the Chinese average smaller than huge Americanos. That’s right. The Chinese are more apt to manufacture a Crumby sized overall. Whereas overalls that might be produced in Americanoland for great big fat Americanos would be far less likely to come in a Crumby size.
Mercy though. Crumby’ new Chinese overalls is tissue thin. Mercy. How long Goddess? How long can a tissue thin overalls serve to cover up naked Crumby.
Good Goddess, Americanoland is such a miserable train wreck these days. Plus, it’s apt to get worse fast. Much worse, faster. Just consider the price of cameras. Like a modest dslr such as the Olympus E30 costs like almost 1000 buttholinskys. If Crumby purchased one of those, Crumby would have to use it for 2000 days to get the cost down to 50 chingaderas per diem. Doing the math, 2000 days is like 5.48 years. Holy Little Fishes or Body Parts that May Eventually Sometimes Smell Like Fish, will that camera be obsolete before it reaches the 50 chingadera milestone? You bet!
Blame it on the Demon Mammon. Yes. The Demon Mammon continues to provide Americanos with what they want and deserve. And even diminutive Americanos like Crumby must go along.
*Course Crumby bricked his camera for a month, losing its use for that time, at a cost of a couple of hundred extra dollars. Gee. Photography can be an expensive hobby. Goddess All Mighty!
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, November 07, 2009
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