Cold Snap Makes History

Last night was the first night and this morning is the first morning that the CB did not freeze since the night of January 6-7, ‘10, Julian calendar. As a consequence, the subject verb virgin lacked a festoon of ice ribbons this morning. Boo-hoo. No ice ribbons.

Actually, no ice ribbons are good. Now Crumby can hook a hose back up. Now crumby can wash out the bird bath.

This latest cold snap that most of us survived is the coldest cold snap these parts have endured since the winter of 1976, according to government statistics. That 1976 cold snap froze the horns off the billy goats. The recent one did not. Draw your own conclusion.

Even during the terrible recent cold snap, when Crumby could not go outside and play due to the excessive cold, Crumby still avoided the TV news. That’s right. Even though Crumby got bored with being shut up in the house with his little pets, he still refused to watch the TV news. Thus, Crumby would have entirely missed another spoiled rich boy blubbering on TV. Except that, Crumby’s stupid browser showed a picture of the pitifully sobbing McGwire. Got to fix that.

As for McGwire. There are too many people and most of them are no damn good. And, we're livin' on Roman time.