How miserable can it get?

Rick Perry for president. Hey. If we can have a president named Barack , why not Rick? Indeed! Why not? The way Crumby espies it, though the western 2/3rds of the Booblico duh Tejas is verging on uninhabitable today, things can get even more miserable tomorrow. But having Rick as president would at least get him out of Austink once in a while. And that might, in turn, help with the local weather. Because Rick is one of the multitudes of Mammonite super gluttons or polluters making Austink hotter by the hour.

How hot is it? Too hot fer man er beast. Mercy! There was no growing season in Travis County this year. Please send food. Please send water. Please take Rick to Washington.