The Confessional

Father! Father! Please listen to me! Ye got to hep me!

Good lord! What's wrong my son?

I been wicked father, wicked agin and agin. And a few more times after that.

Wicked! What sort of wickedness are we talking about here?

Cucullality Father.

Uh?

Ye know father, watermelons.

Yes I see, uh?

Please, please hep me Father! I been cucullatin’ with watermelons! Whut can I do to save myself?

Uh?, as penance my son you should say four Hail Marys, three fifties of Our Fathers and don’t tell your mother.