If Yer Stupid, Everythings Unprecedented - Reconsidered

The Royalty, having divied up the spoils in Iraq, most of which have come from the future Treasury of These Yorenited States, as it may turn out, now have made quite a mess of things. Goodness gracious! However, will it all turn out? Trials for all the War Criminals and Profiteers? Not likely that! Meantime the non-indigenous (to these parts) Royalty, of the United Arab Emirates, is about to get their port contract. Don't think they won't, one way or another, as a reward for having the most cranes. Ah! global generic republicanism, finally at long last, a religion purely distilled for Royalty. Do ye hear that sound? It's the snap, crackle, pop of the Wicker Man.