Sunday, June 17, 2007

Ray's Thought for the Day - Rainfall Update Plus Stygian Banana

Goddess All Righty! I shall be worn to a frazzle from emptying out the gauge. Or maybe I shall get tendonitis, much like those lovers swaying beneath the lindens. Yet the new total is, 26.93" + 0.49" = 27.42".

Stygian Banana

Mercy! Recently, events transpired so that my turn came around to do the nocturnal check of Rayetta's banana feeder. Fortunately, as events unfolded or turned out, it was me that did the check, on that stygian night, not my bosom companion, Crumby. Because when Crumby espies sexual acts in association with food, he has a panic attack. Just espying a bride feeding a groom wedding cake on TV may set Crumby off. So there is no telling what may have transpired had Crumby espied this horrific scene of decadent fornication on the banana. Those two, going at it like rabbits, may be Elaphidion incertum. The male, longer antennae, is on top. Those click beetles Melanotus fissilis maybe, are focused in on the delicious banana. And those moths, or muths, are studiously ignoring the fornicators.

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