Thursday, September 27, 2007

Common Sense, Common Decency, Common Honesty

Yepper! Kinky is back on the talking head circuit, snake-oiling another book. According to Kinky, common sense, common decency and common honesty are the common attributes the common political partisans have forgotten in their common quest for common-ism. Uh. Actually that may be my interpretation, as opposed to a direct quote from Kinky.

But hey, common sense, common decency and common honesty are not forgotten common attributes after all. Last night, the commonly acknowledged leading lights of the other US imperialist party rushed to embrace the imperialist policies of the Kinglet through 2013, at least. (Let’s see. 2013 will be DY 7). As it turns out, all the leading US politicians and elected officials have lots in common after all. Why, they sound just like the Kinglet.

Unless the leading candidates of the other imperialist party are lying, to enhance electoral chances. Ooooh! Maybe they are lying. Maybe, once elected, the other imperialist party electee shall precipitously withdraw from miserable Iraq, engendering chaos and instability among the surviving miserable Iraqis throughout downtown Baghdad. Unlikely that. Noper, US is headed out on our imperialist adventure for evermore, or at least until our economy collapses.

Er. I lack common sense, entirely, Praise the Goddess. Now, as it turns out, I lack common decency and common honesty, too. So I am completely at a loss, understanding what is decent and honest about imperialism.

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