Ray’s Rainfall Update - Day 305
Our first wet norther of Olwen White Track the season arrived this morning. Yippee! The official CB gauge collected 1.25". Praise the Goddess! Not only that, for a change, I never broke a sweat, all day. So let’s see, 1.25" + 46.51" = 47.76"
OK. Related to the whopping precipitation total, the CB has a bumper pecan crop this year. We have picked maybe 50 lbs and stepped on that much more. Yet those pecans are everywhere. Mmmm. Pie. I shall get some pecan pie.
Oddly, the squirrels seem much less excited by the pecans than they are in a typical year when there are hardly any pecans. Er. Maybe that is not so odd. Relative scarcity must frenzy up the squirrels, whereas, abundance frenzies them down.
Ray's Thought for the Day
Leaving out Dr. Paul, if the Blessed Goddess smote all the Mammonite Republican kinglet wannabees at once, smiting them all dead, would Dr. Paul then get the kinglet nomination of the Mammonites automatically?
Who would get the nomination if say, Big Fred, survived the accident arranged by the Blessed Goddess in a comatose state, but all the rest of them were killed dead except Dr. Paul? I bet Dr. Frist could prove conclusively, to the satisfaction of himself, that Big Fred, even comatose, was as lively as ever. Then the Mammonites could choose between a Dr. Frist certified Big Fred, and Dr. Paul.
Noper. All that is ridiculous. Under those circumstances, the Mammonites would beg the current Kinglet to stick around maybe. Certainly, the circumstances outlined above, should constitute a national security panty franty. So the Kinglet, heeding the mournful whining of the Mammonite masses, should stay on. That way, the upcoming should be unnecessary.
Reckon the so-called democrats might roll over on this seemingly imaginary scenario, too?
OK. Related to the whopping precipitation total, the CB has a bumper pecan crop this year. We have picked maybe 50 lbs and stepped on that much more. Yet those pecans are everywhere. Mmmm. Pie. I shall get some pecan pie.
Oddly, the squirrels seem much less excited by the pecans than they are in a typical year when there are hardly any pecans. Er. Maybe that is not so odd. Relative scarcity must frenzy up the squirrels, whereas, abundance frenzies them down.
Ray's Thought for the Day
Leaving out Dr. Paul, if the Blessed Goddess smote all the Mammonite Republican kinglet wannabees at once, smiting them all dead, would Dr. Paul then get the kinglet nomination of the Mammonites automatically?
Who would get the nomination if say, Big Fred, survived the accident arranged by the Blessed Goddess in a comatose state, but all the rest of them were killed dead except Dr. Paul? I bet Dr. Frist could prove conclusively, to the satisfaction of himself, that Big Fred, even comatose, was as lively as ever. Then the Mammonites could choose between a Dr. Frist certified Big Fred, and Dr. Paul.
Noper. All that is ridiculous. Under those circumstances, the Mammonites would beg the current Kinglet to stick around maybe. Certainly, the circumstances outlined above, should constitute a national security panty franty. So the Kinglet, heeding the mournful whining of the Mammonite masses, should stay on. That way, the upcoming should be unnecessary.
Reckon the so-called democrats might roll over on this seemingly imaginary scenario, too?
posted by ray pistrum at Monday, October 22, 2007
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