Living with Imperialism - If you don’t like your job, Quit.

US propaganda continues, relentlessly, to refer to the colonial occupation of miserable Iraq as a war. Yet these days, apparently, the diplomats of the US foreign service are beginning to take the actual situation, seriously. That’s because some of them may get involved, personally, directly, like on the scene.

Yikes! Volunteers for the colonial apparatus in miserable Iraq are scarce. So the Kinglet spells, Draft those dodgers in the State Department. Those dodgers are needed at the globe’s largest embassy located in the beautiful Green Zone. There shall be plenty of air conditioning at the embassy, once that new embassy is up and running. Tell them that, about the great Acs. Then tell them, If you don’t go, US shall have to outsource all those important jobs to our pals in the private sector. Then US shall have to pay ten times as much for whatever virtual service gets performed by our pals. Then tell those dodgers, If you don’t like your job, Quit.

Yepper, the Kinglet, Chitlin and Associates have hit upon the perfect methodology for rooting out non-boosters at the State Department. The Kinglet can’t fire them, but they may quit, if they don’t like their jobs. Then, once they quit, the Kinglet, Chitlin and Associates, can make sure the brand new employees at the State Department are the sort of imperialist boosters US needs in miserable Iraq, or, maybe the new employees shall find a way to stay safe in DC, yet virtually work at the new colonial embassy in miserable Iraq, simultaneously.

Yet some dopey foreign service person, eventually, may wind up in a tough spot. Herman, you need to drive over to beautiful Iraqi Kurdistan. The PPK and the Turks are shooting the place up. Some of our realtors are trapped in the crossfire. You need to save our patriotic realtors . Here’s your white flag.