Ray's Thought for the Day - Pick it on Up, Baby!

Crumby and me decided to write a song dedicated to two of mankind’s greatest inventions, Sun God worship, and cell phones. Now I am off to procure my delicious cinnamon bun, maybe. Maybe, because the weather outside may have convinced the cinnamon bun vendor to stay home.

Hold it! Here's an important public health message from the Lovely Druidess Rayetta.

For those we both know and like, Stear clear of the wild mushroom pasta at Magnolia Cafe if you know what's good for you!!!!

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That He Man in the Sky (Sung to the tune of: Ghost Riders in the Sky)

He’s got a beard and a terry cloth robe and he sits on a golden throne
And he keeps to himself in outer space at a location that’s unknown
Yet once in awhile or a great long while, he’ll feel like he’s all alone
So he calls up a Sun God Trainee, on his cellular telephone

Bitty-beep-beep, bitty-beep-boop,

That he man in the sky.

He sits all alone for a very long time then decides to make a call
But since it has been such a very long time since he made that last call
He’s forgot what he said to the last trainee, when he made that previous call
So the new trainee gets a gospel, unfamiliar to us all.

Bitty-beep-beep, bitty-beep-boop,

That he man in the sky.

Then once in while or a very short while, he puts in a bunch of calls
There’s Sun God trainees everywhere, receiving all those calls
There’s Calvin and there’s Wesley, then there’s Young Brigham too
They’ve all received a call from him, he’s told them what to do

Bitty-beep-beep, bitty-beep-boop,

That he man in the sky.

Then once in while or a very short while, he puts in plenty of calls
There’s many trainee multitudes, receiving all those calls
Every Sun God Trainee everywhere, gets a gospel all his own
Recorded on the message pad, of his cellular telephone

Bitty-beep-beep, bitty-beep-boop,

That he man in the sky.