Deport the Retards

As everyone with a lick of sense knows, there are three branches of the Republican Party. Twain of these are the Mammonite branch, or fork, and the Retard branch, or fork. Naturally, since the dialectic is always at work everywhere at all times, this seeming dichotomy of Mammonites and Retards, branches or forks, is synthesized in the Hoover branch or fork, sometimes known as the Hoover Hogs.

No matter which subtle distinction one makes among the various Republicans, all of them, not just the Retards, need to be deported. That’s because only a few serious experts can tell the Retards from the Mammonites or Hoover Hogs. So the best way to make sure all the Retards get deported is to deport all the Republicans.

What country(s) on our little globe might adopt our Retards? Who would want them? Who would want Retards that only work occasionally, or not at all, and when the AC is up and running in a nice white-collar environment and speak only pidgin English? Well, no actual country wants them, that’s for sure. But Americanoland could make some of our colonies take the Retards. That’s right. We could force the puppet governments of miserable Iraq and miserable Afghanistan to take in all our Retards.

After all, what are colonies for? That’s right. Colonies are supposed to help the Fatherland, I mean Homeland, out with problems like excessive Retards. So our colonies need to adopt our Retards. It’s that simple.